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Chapter 4:
Little
Hermione has lost her homework,
and doesn't know where to find
it.
Leave it alone
and get sent home.
Her bushy hair flowing
behind her.
Evil
Millicent is such a bitch
that I threw her on the Quidditch
Pitch.
But to her utter dismay
Harry Potter didn't play
because
cruel Umbridge made a glitch
Instead
it was the Slytherin team!
And they are fat, cruel, and mean.
But
at least Drakey has the money,
Even if he isn't funny.
Luckily
dear, it's just a dream.
Hey
widdle widdle
Potter and Riddle
Were duelling under the
moon
The Death Eaters laughed to see such fun
And Cedric was
killed too soon
Early
in the morning, around eight o' clock
you can hear the owls coming
in a flock.
Up jump the children, high off the floor,
how many
letters will you get?
One letter, two letters, three letters,
four?
Bill
Weasley went to Egypt
To discover the secret crypt
He'll come
back and marry me
Extremely hot, Bill Weasley.
Bill is so fine
and fair,
With his long auburn hair
He's a good friend
evermore,
Extremely hot, Bill Weasley.