Disclaimer: I haven't got anything to do with Harry or the Nursery Rhymes. I just gotsta power to mix them.
WARNING: POST CONTAINS CRUDENESS :D
Chapter 5:
Harry
Potter bought some butterbeer
But, he said, the butterbeer is too
bitter.
If I put it in my spider
It will make my spider
bitter,
But a bit of better butterbeer
Will make my spider
better
So he bought another butterbeer
And put it in his
spider.
And the spider was not bitter.
So 'twas better Harry
Potter
Bought a bit of better butterbeer.
There
was a young fella called Weasley
Who took Hermione out to
dinner
At half past nine
They sat down to dine
And by a
quarter to ten it was in her
(The dinner not Weasley)
Another
young fella called Potter
Took the same Hermione to supper.
At
half past nine
They sat down to dine
And by a quarter to ten it
was up her.
(Not Potter, some bastard called Weasley)
Harry,
Harry, quite ordinary,
how do you beat the Dark Lord?
With
mummy's love, and lots of luck.
And good old Gryffindor's sharp
sword.
Eency Weency Acromantula
Climbed up the Hogwarts pipes
When down came the loo water
And washed poor Spidey out
But when the flushing stopped
Up went the Acromantula again!