Potterized Nursery Rhymes

by gherkin

Being reposted and continued. A collection of potterised nursery rhymes for your young witch or wizard

8. Chapter 8:

Disclaimer: I hold no authority to most of the things in these poems and such. They belong to greater people than I.

Chapter 8:

This is the house that the Black's built.
This is the portrait
that hung in the house that the Black's built.

This is the house-elf

that obeyed the portrait

that hung in the house that the Black's built.

This is the werewolf,
that killed the house-elf,
that obeyed the portrait,
that hung in the house that the Black's built.

This is the boy,
that worried the werewolf,
that killed the house-elf,
that obeyed the portrait,
that hung in the house that the Black's built.

This is the Hippogriff with a fetish for rats,
that tossed the boy, that worried the werewolf,
that killed the house-elf,
that obeyed the portrait,
that hung in the house that the Black's built.

This is Hermione all-forlorn,
that groomed the hippogriff with a fetish for rats,
that tossed the boy,
that worried the werewolf,
that killed the house-elf,
that obeyed the portrait,
that hung in the house that the Black's built.

This is Ron Weasley all tattered and bored,
that kissed Hermione all-forlorn,
that groomed the hippogriff that had a fetish for rats,
that tossed the boy,
who worried the werewolf,
that killed the house-elf,
that obeyed the portrait,
that hung in the house that the Black's built.

This is Dumbledore not shaven nor shorn,
that married Ron Weasley all tattered and bored,
that kissed Hermione all-forlorn,
that groomed the hippogriff with a fetish for rats,
that tossed the boy,
that worried the werewolf, that killed the house-elf,
who obeyed the portrait,
that hung in the house the Black's built.

This is Dung that still drunk in the morn
That waked Dumbledore not shaven nor shorn
that married Ron Weasley all tattered and bored,
that kissed Hermione all-forlorn,
that groomed the hippogriff with a fetish for rats,
that tossed the boy,
that worried the werewolf, that killed the house-elf,
who obeyed the portrait,
that hung in the house the Black's built.

This is Tonks, Nymphadora by birth
That watched Dung still drunk in the morn
That waked Dumbledore not shaven nor shorn
that married Ron Weasley all tattered and bored,
that kissed Hermione all-forlorn,
that groomed the hippogriff with a fetish for rats,
that tossed the boy,
that worried the werewolf, that killed the house-elf,
who obeyed the portrait,
that hung in the house the Black's built.