The Social Ladder
Chichiri4488: I have returned from my trip.
Shippo: And you still don't own Inuyasha.
Chichiri4488: It's a cold, cruel world............
"Ok......... I spy with my little eyes something-"
"Cow," said Sango.
"Ok, lets try again. I spy with my eyes something-"
"Cow," she said again.
"Dang it your good," muttered Miroku.
"Is the highway patrol on the way yet?" asked Shippo from the back. I sat with my head on Inuyasha's shoulder as Shippo had his head in Inuyasha's lap from another 'sugar hangover'. "I feel like the humanoid pillow," Inuyasha had said.
"The patrol was supposed to be here two hours ago," muttered Inori.
"If they're sitting in a donut shop, I'm suing," said Sesshomaru.
"I'll lead the case!" said Shippo. "Just give me a couple weeks to read over the law books............ oh my head........."
"I think we need a lawyer who can prove they're mentally stable," said Miroku.
"I have a bad headache," muttered Shippo.
"You should probably give up sugar," said Inuyasha.
"I'm hooked pal! You here me, hooked! I ain't giving it up either, so tough luck. It's my addiction and I like it!"
"You're scaring me Shippo............"
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it!!!!!!!! Forgive me! Please!?" Shippo yelled.
"Chill! I just said you should lower your sugar intake!" said Inuyasha.
"Never!! You cannot take the blessed sugar particles that cause hyperness away! The cows will kill you all!! Oh crap. I'm sorry Yasha, the sugar is messing with my brain here. Please forgive me?"
"Stop pulling a schizophrenia on me!" yelled Inuyasha.
"What ya'll doing out there with my cows?"
I looked out the window to see some guy on a horse riding up to the car. He had on boots and a cowboy hat too.
"I believe the question is why are your cows on the highway?" asked Miroku.
"Highway? This is the road through my ranch. The highway is back a few miles," said the rancher puzzled. Miroku looked confused, and then Sango turned and slapped his shoulder with the map.
"I told you not to take exit 40! It was the next right you baka!" Sango yelled.
I'm going to kill Miroku later...............
"Ha ha! Well I'll be darned! I never thought I'd see some teens drive down an exit and try to be a cow!" he whistled and a few dogs came bounding up over the hill. "Let's get you folks out of here."
"That explains why the cops never came I guess," I said.
"I suppose it would," muttered Inuyasha.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"So where's he taking you?" Sango asked me.
"He said it was a surprise," I replied. Tonight I get to go on a date with Inuyasha! And it'll be my first date ever! I'm so excited! But I again don't have any knowledge in this subject..................
So I called Sango............ who also has barely any knowledge on it either, but she has experience. So Shippo actually is raiding my closet right now.
"It doesn't help me to help you, if you cant help me by telling me where you're going, and if Inuyasha had told you then he would've been helping you and me," said Shippo.
"Surprisingly enough I understood that," I said.
"We're just one big helping family," Sango muttered.
"Yes we are, so please help me!" I said. I had no clue what to do. I didn't know what to expect on the date. I was getting nervous, and desperate. I needed help, and fast.
My palms were starting to sweat already.
"Kagome, I don't know about this stuff. You know that," said Sango.
"But you have experience. You have a boyfriend! And you've been on at least one date with him! I have nothing! Please, please, please help me!?"
"OK ok," she said. "I'll do my best. First off on the date, he'll probably be nervous."
And I won't be?
"Watch out for his hands too, they might try and roam. Either that or he'll be a perfect gentleman, for the most part."
Is this Inuyasha or Miroku?
"And slap him hard no matter how much you like him if he tries to ask you one of his perverted questions."
Miroku.
"And give him and extra hit if he asks you to bear his kids."
Miroku. Dead on Miroku.
"Kag, where are your dresses and skirts?" asked Shippo. "I know you have at least one."
"Correction sir, I own one skirt and one blouse. That are hidden because of past observation."
"I have to dress you nice because Yasha didn't mention the dress or where you're going. I need them to help you! Remember the helping thing?"
I knew I forgot something.
"But Yasha said it would be casual........." I said.
"Why didn't you tell me before?" he asked.
"Bad memory?"
"Ok grandma, but for that you have to wear some make-up!"
No!
"No way!" I said. I am not going down without a fight.
"Here are the clothes. A white blouse, and jeans," he said handing them to me. "Now you change, then I help Sango with make-up."
Oh we'll see about that make-up...............
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Well I did put up a good fight. But Shippo had brought rope with him.
Stinky cheaters.
Now I'm tied down to MY chair, in MY room as make-up is put to MY face.
"Kagome!" shouted Souta. "Inuyasha's here!"
They finished and looked at me before nodding to each other in agreement. Then they started to walk out of the room.
"HEY! I'm still tied up here!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"You look great tonight Kag," said Inuyasha as he opened the door for me. Sango said that was gentleman like. Ok, I'm good so far.
"You look good too," I said admiring his red shirt and black jeans. He blushed and started the engine with a huge grin.
"So where are we going?"
"It's a surprise," he said smiling at me. The car pulled up to a theater building. More specifically, a theatre playing the musical Phantom of the Opera, and it would be a live performance. My eyes bulged at the building.
"How did you know that I had been wanting to see this?" I asked.
"Are you kidding me? You only mentioned it 45 times when you heard it came to town."
"When did I mention it 45 times?"
"Do you remember the poster on the way home from Kyoto a couple of days ago?"
"Oh that..............."
Yeah, I was a little hyper after seeing the poster advertising the musical The Phantom of the Opera that was being put on by our rival high school.
And Inuyasha was taking me to it!!!!! YAY!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"It's not much for a lovely dinner, but-"
"Inuyasha, it's fine," I said taking the hotdog and bag of chips from the stand, as Inuyasha paid and grabbed his food too.
"I tried to get reservations-"
I put my hand over his mouth to shut him up.
"The food is fine, the play will be fine, everything will be fine, and you look really fine."
Oops on that last comment.
"Really?" he asked grinning.
Stupid teenage hormones. Questions and comments always pop out when they're not supposed to............
"I look fine," he muttered to himself.
Oh crap, I started something.
"You look fine too Kag," he said.
That's not a bad something. Keep the compliments rolling, fine with me.
We finished up our food and walked into the theatre to find our seats. We sat next to each other slightly shy when the theatre began to dim and the curtain started to rise.
Inuyasha leaned towards me a bit and whispered, "Can I hold your hand?"
I smiled, "You can."
YAY!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"The performance was spectacular!" I said walking to Inuyasha's car with him.
"Yeah it was. But it makes happier just knowing you enjoyed it."
We smiled at each other before he leaned in and kissed me softly. Then he turned and started the car to drive me home.
Wait, there's something I'm forgetting that will ruin my mood...............
What was it though? ...............
"Oh crap!"
"What is it?" he asked.
"We have school on Monday!"
"Yeah?"
"That's the day after tomorrow!"
"Crap," he muttered.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Surprisingly enough, school wasn't as bad as I thought it would have been. At least not yet.
"It's pretty good to be back at school," I said sitting at the lunch table.
"Yeah, only problem is the heavy load of homework the teachers are putting on us now that we're back," said Sango picking up her sandwich.
"Usually we're tormented the day we get back," said Shippo. "I think something's wrong in the social ladder right now............"
"Fine with me. I will cherish the peace, until we can pull some more pranks over the jocks," said Inuyasha.
A loud echo of a slap could be heard through the cafeteria. But it came from the other side of the cafeteria............ From Kikyo and Naraku's table.........
"YOU WHAT!?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chichiri4488: Hi guys! I'm back from my trip!
Shippo: Dang it............... -_-
Chichiri4488: And I left with injuries, and I returned with more injuries. But I wrote for you guys. Some may have noticed my page lengths are starting to change. I'm not going on a certain page length anymore. If it's long, then it's long, if it's short, then it's short.
Shippo: Where's my contract?
Chichiri4488: It's coming. But it'll wait because I have some new ideas for the rest of the story. This story might go past 20 chapters. It might. Don't count on me for it though. I haven't drawn out the whole outline yet.
Shippo: But once it's over I can leave?
Chichiri4488: ;_; Yes............ the show wont let me keep you forever.
Shippo: XD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA! Freedom is on the way!
Chichiri4488: You still have some time with me though. ^_^
Shippo: ;_; dang it..................
Chichiri4488: I was so happy with the reviews I got on Social Ladder! Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU readers are the BEST!
Shippo: Thank you MoonLightWolf, Crimson Pooka, Communist Penguin, Nibzo, Samieko, and AmayaSaria for reviewing to Social Ladder!!!!!!!!!!
Chichiri4488: Have cookies everyone!!!!!!!!!!
Shippo: Did you do your homework yet?
Chichiri4488: 0.0 oh crap............
^-^ ~Reviews are always welcome in my world~ ^-^
Chichiri4488: I have returned from my trip.
Shippo: And you still don't own Inuyasha.
Chichiri4488: It's a cold, cruel world............
"Ok......... I spy with my little eyes something-"
"Cow," said Sango.
"Ok, lets try again. I spy with my eyes something-"
"Cow," she said again.
"Dang it your good," muttered Miroku.
"Is the highway patrol on the way yet?" asked Shippo from the back. I sat with my head on Inuyasha's shoulder as Shippo had his head in Inuyasha's lap from another 'sugar hangover'. "I feel like the humanoid pillow," Inuyasha had said.
"The patrol was supposed to be here two hours ago," muttered Inori.
"If they're sitting in a donut shop, I'm suing," said Sesshomaru.
"I'll lead the case!" said Shippo. "Just give me a couple weeks to read over the law books............ oh my head........."
"I think we need a lawyer who can prove they're mentally stable," said Miroku.
"I have a bad headache," muttered Shippo.
"You should probably give up sugar," said Inuyasha.
"I'm hooked pal! You here me, hooked! I ain't giving it up either, so tough luck. It's my addiction and I like it!"
"You're scaring me Shippo............"
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it!!!!!!!! Forgive me! Please!?" Shippo yelled.
"Chill! I just said you should lower your sugar intake!" said Inuyasha.
"Never!! You cannot take the blessed sugar particles that cause hyperness away! The cows will kill you all!! Oh crap. I'm sorry Yasha, the sugar is messing with my brain here. Please forgive me?"
"Stop pulling a schizophrenia on me!" yelled Inuyasha.
"What ya'll doing out there with my cows?"
I looked out the window to see some guy on a horse riding up to the car. He had on boots and a cowboy hat too.
"I believe the question is why are your cows on the highway?" asked Miroku.
"Highway? This is the road through my ranch. The highway is back a few miles," said the rancher puzzled. Miroku looked confused, and then Sango turned and slapped his shoulder with the map.
"I told you not to take exit 40! It was the next right you baka!" Sango yelled.
I'm going to kill Miroku later...............
"Ha ha! Well I'll be darned! I never thought I'd see some teens drive down an exit and try to be a cow!" he whistled and a few dogs came bounding up over the hill. "Let's get you folks out of here."
"That explains why the cops never came I guess," I said.
"I suppose it would," muttered Inuyasha.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"So where's he taking you?" Sango asked me.
"He said it was a surprise," I replied. Tonight I get to go on a date with Inuyasha! And it'll be my first date ever! I'm so excited! But I again don't have any knowledge in this subject..................
So I called Sango............ who also has barely any knowledge on it either, but she has experience. So Shippo actually is raiding my closet right now.
"It doesn't help me to help you, if you cant help me by telling me where you're going, and if Inuyasha had told you then he would've been helping you and me," said Shippo.
"Surprisingly enough I understood that," I said.
"We're just one big helping family," Sango muttered.
"Yes we are, so please help me!" I said. I had no clue what to do. I didn't know what to expect on the date. I was getting nervous, and desperate. I needed help, and fast.
My palms were starting to sweat already.
"Kagome, I don't know about this stuff. You know that," said Sango.
"But you have experience. You have a boyfriend! And you've been on at least one date with him! I have nothing! Please, please, please help me!?"
"OK ok," she said. "I'll do my best. First off on the date, he'll probably be nervous."
And I won't be?
"Watch out for his hands too, they might try and roam. Either that or he'll be a perfect gentleman, for the most part."
Is this Inuyasha or Miroku?
"And slap him hard no matter how much you like him if he tries to ask you one of his perverted questions."
Miroku.
"And give him and extra hit if he asks you to bear his kids."
Miroku. Dead on Miroku.
"Kag, where are your dresses and skirts?" asked Shippo. "I know you have at least one."
"Correction sir, I own one skirt and one blouse. That are hidden because of past observation."
"I have to dress you nice because Yasha didn't mention the dress or where you're going. I need them to help you! Remember the helping thing?"
I knew I forgot something.
"But Yasha said it would be casual........." I said.
"Why didn't you tell me before?" he asked.
"Bad memory?"
"Ok grandma, but for that you have to wear some make-up!"
No!
"No way!" I said. I am not going down without a fight.
"Here are the clothes. A white blouse, and jeans," he said handing them to me. "Now you change, then I help Sango with make-up."
Oh we'll see about that make-up...............
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Well I did put up a good fight. But Shippo had brought rope with him.
Stinky cheaters.
Now I'm tied down to MY chair, in MY room as make-up is put to MY face.
"Kagome!" shouted Souta. "Inuyasha's here!"
They finished and looked at me before nodding to each other in agreement. Then they started to walk out of the room.
"HEY! I'm still tied up here!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"You look great tonight Kag," said Inuyasha as he opened the door for me. Sango said that was gentleman like. Ok, I'm good so far.
"You look good too," I said admiring his red shirt and black jeans. He blushed and started the engine with a huge grin.
"So where are we going?"
"It's a surprise," he said smiling at me. The car pulled up to a theater building. More specifically, a theatre playing the musical Phantom of the Opera, and it would be a live performance. My eyes bulged at the building.
"How did you know that I had been wanting to see this?" I asked.
"Are you kidding me? You only mentioned it 45 times when you heard it came to town."
"When did I mention it 45 times?"
"Do you remember the poster on the way home from Kyoto a couple of days ago?"
"Oh that..............."
Yeah, I was a little hyper after seeing the poster advertising the musical The Phantom of the Opera that was being put on by our rival high school.
And Inuyasha was taking me to it!!!!! YAY!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"It's not much for a lovely dinner, but-"
"Inuyasha, it's fine," I said taking the hotdog and bag of chips from the stand, as Inuyasha paid and grabbed his food too.
"I tried to get reservations-"
I put my hand over his mouth to shut him up.
"The food is fine, the play will be fine, everything will be fine, and you look really fine."
Oops on that last comment.
"Really?" he asked grinning.
Stupid teenage hormones. Questions and comments always pop out when they're not supposed to............
"I look fine," he muttered to himself.
Oh crap, I started something.
"You look fine too Kag," he said.
That's not a bad something. Keep the compliments rolling, fine with me.
We finished up our food and walked into the theatre to find our seats. We sat next to each other slightly shy when the theatre began to dim and the curtain started to rise.
Inuyasha leaned towards me a bit and whispered, "Can I hold your hand?"
I smiled, "You can."
YAY!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"The performance was spectacular!" I said walking to Inuyasha's car with him.
"Yeah it was. But it makes happier just knowing you enjoyed it."
We smiled at each other before he leaned in and kissed me softly. Then he turned and started the car to drive me home.
Wait, there's something I'm forgetting that will ruin my mood...............
What was it though? ...............
"Oh crap!"
"What is it?" he asked.
"We have school on Monday!"
"Yeah?"
"That's the day after tomorrow!"
"Crap," he muttered.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Surprisingly enough, school wasn't as bad as I thought it would have been. At least not yet.
"It's pretty good to be back at school," I said sitting at the lunch table.
"Yeah, only problem is the heavy load of homework the teachers are putting on us now that we're back," said Sango picking up her sandwich.
"Usually we're tormented the day we get back," said Shippo. "I think something's wrong in the social ladder right now............"
"Fine with me. I will cherish the peace, until we can pull some more pranks over the jocks," said Inuyasha.
A loud echo of a slap could be heard through the cafeteria. But it came from the other side of the cafeteria............ From Kikyo and Naraku's table.........
"YOU WHAT!?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chichiri4488: Hi guys! I'm back from my trip!
Shippo: Dang it............... -_-
Chichiri4488: And I left with injuries, and I returned with more injuries. But I wrote for you guys. Some may have noticed my page lengths are starting to change. I'm not going on a certain page length anymore. If it's long, then it's long, if it's short, then it's short.
Shippo: Where's my contract?
Chichiri4488: It's coming. But it'll wait because I have some new ideas for the rest of the story. This story might go past 20 chapters. It might. Don't count on me for it though. I haven't drawn out the whole outline yet.
Shippo: But once it's over I can leave?
Chichiri4488: ;_; Yes............ the show wont let me keep you forever.
Shippo: XD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA! Freedom is on the way!
Chichiri4488: You still have some time with me though. ^_^
Shippo: ;_; dang it..................
Chichiri4488: I was so happy with the reviews I got on Social Ladder! Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU readers are the BEST!
Shippo: Thank you MoonLightWolf, Crimson Pooka, Communist Penguin, Nibzo, Samieko, and AmayaSaria for reviewing to Social Ladder!!!!!!!!!!
Chichiri4488: Have cookies everyone!!!!!!!!!!
Shippo: Did you do your homework yet?
Chichiri4488: 0.0 oh crap............
^-^ ~Reviews are always welcome in my world~ ^-^