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CHAPTER RATING: PG-13
Chapter 9:
All around the Whomping Willow
The ferret chases the Weasel
The ferret though 'twas all in fun
Pop goes the Weasel!
A sickle for a Fog Glass
A galleon for a Pensieve
That's the way the moolah goes
Pop goes the Weasel!
Up and Down Diagon Alley
Hiding out in Knockturn
That's the way the moolah goes
Pop goes the Weasel!
Half a glass of Butterbeer
Half a pound of Bouillabaisse
Mix it up and make it nice
Pop goes the Weasel!
Hush little Harry, don't say a word.
Prong's is gonna buy you a Snidget bird.
And if that Snidget bird's too bling
Prong's is gonna find you Slytherin's ring.
And if that evil ring makes you cry
Prong's will disobey sweet Lily
And teach you to fly.
Mumble-Grumble-Mugwump
Ministry officials are in love
How do you think that it happened?
Arthur Weasley, the Minister
And Dolores Umbridge
They all swallowed a Love Potion
The image was bad, all Harry could do was stare.,