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Aftermath (Part I)

Reaching down Keitaro carefully feel for Naru's pajamas. There were several brushes against her bare skin, but the girl bear it out without going ballistic. 'So far so good.' Keitaro felt the fabric of Naru's pajamas brushing his finger tips. 'Now Keitaro...There!' He hooks one of his fingers onto the soft fabric and began to drag it up. "Na...." something lands on top of him, and it drove the air out of his lungs. 'What?!' Then he heard Su's voice.

"Keitaro! Keitaro! Ya can't hide!" Su bounces around the room, and began to go through Keitaro's stuff.

Kitsune walks in with her bathrobe on. "Have you found him yet?" She looks around as Su turns Keitaro's semi-organized room into a jumble of of clothings, books, and open boxes. A large sweatdrop appears on Kitsune's head. "You know...Su...I don't think Keitaro could hid in his pencil case."

"...Ya he can!" Su drop the pencil case and opens Keitaro's drawers. "If he uses my Shrink Tama 2000 he could easily hid himself in the smallest crack in the walls." Su then up turns Keitaro's litter basket.

Kitsune blink twice before the implication hits her. "Say Su-chan..."

"What's up?" Su rip through Keitaro's closet like a miniture tornado.

"Could I borrow a copy of your Shrink Tama 2000?" 'I will be rich! All spy agencies on this planet will bow down, and lay their billion dollar budget before me.'

"Sure!"

'Yes!'

"But I have to warn ya!" Su reaches into the recess of the closet.

"That it explodes?" 'Hazard fee.'

"That too, but that wasn't one of the big bugs I have to workout."

'What could be worse than it exploding in your face.' Kitsune began to calculate her profits.

Su pulled out a black box. "The Shrink Tama 2000's effect is permanent."

'So only cameras then.'

"And ....Ooo! Kinky!" The hyperactive teen began to flip through a magazine.

Keitaro sighed. 'My stash...I should put a lock on my stuff.'

"And what?" Kitsune walked over to Su and peeked over her shoulder. 'Blackmail material...Keitaro...I didn't know you like "extras".' She grinned.

Under the blanket Keitaro mentally went through his payout to Kitsune for the next few weeks. 'Why me?'

Flipping a page, Su and Kitsune's eyes pops out at one particular scene. "Holy cow!" The two yelled simultaneously.

'That is the position I am in!' Keitaro weeps as he slowly pulls Naru's pants back up.

"Okay! That's it! Su, I am an openminded, but you ARE too young for this kind of stuff." Deftly Kitsune snatched the magazine from Su. 'Shoot I over-reacted! Su, I hope you don't mind.'

Su continue to stare into space, then she turns tolook at Kitsune straight in the eyes.

'Crap!'

"Oh yeah! The Shrink Tama 2000 have a 90 chance of creating a blackhole that could either blow up the Earth or swallow it whole!"

'Ugh!' "I see..." Kitsune's dream of fabulous richs fades away. She gave the large pile of blanket a look. 'What a mess!' "I will leave Keitaro to you okay?" Then she left.

"Okay!" Su picked up another magazine. "Cool! Check these out! I didn't know Keitaro like robots this much!"

'Robots?...OH MY GOD!...Haitani, you unspeakable $$ pervert! I hate you! Su! If you value yourself throw that magazine into the funace!'

"Hmm! What a weird way to use multiple arms! I never thought of using it this way before."

Sweat drip down Keitaro's back. 'Naru Lets run away and never return to this place.' The thought of Su testing her future creations cause Keitaro to shudder.

Su's sensitive ears picked up a tiny russle in the blanket pile. "Ah ha! Hiya! Keitaro! You closet pervert!"

The man stiffens. 'Su! Nooo!' The kick shoves him forward violently. 'Naru is gonna kill me!'

"Ara!" Mutsumi came around again. She saw Naru's face a hair from her own. 'You want a kiss Na-chan? Okay!'

Hot, sweaty, and sandwiched tightly, Naru's eyes widen when she felt two hands cup her cheeks. "Keitaro...mmm...No!...I am going to..."

Keitaro felt like he is about to cry. From out of nowhere blows began to rain on his body, more specifically: his rear. While it wasn't particularly hard, Keitaro felt like his lifespan shortens as each blow thrusts him against Naru's bare bottom. "Just Kill Me Now!" 'Who was the wise guy that taught Su the hurrican kick?'

Motoko charged into the room. Her gi was wet and she was breathing heavily. "Su! The turtle...It's after me!" She dives behind the pile of blanket. 'Kame-sama! If you do away with that vile creature I will worship you twenty four seven with my soul, mind, and body!' She prayed.

"Turtle!" Su forgot about Keitaro and bounces off the pile of blankets. "Yay! Turtle stew!"

Tama-chan flew into Keitaro's room with a letter in her mouth. "MEW!" She narrowly escapes Su's hands and proceed to circle the shivering Motoko. Su jumps into the flay with her trusty Mecha Tamas and the two circles around the hapless Motoko.

Something finally snapped. "Aaaaa! You evil beast! Air Spark Tornado!" The blast sends Motoko and Su to one end of the room, and Mutsumi, Naru and Keitaro to the other. Tama-chan escapes into Naru's room.

Mutsumi and Naru sat up facing each other. "Ara! Ara!" Mutsumi's eyes widen to see her friend's pajamas in shreds above and non-existent below.

Lifting her hand, Naru touchs the floor beneath and brought it up to her eyes. Her face scrunches up. "AAAAAAA!" 'I lost it!' She looks down to see another splut of blood. "And I am bleeding to death!" Her eyes went swirlly and arms wave around wildly. "Somebody get me a doctor!" Finally, she collapse into Mutsumi's arms. "Waaah! Mu-chan...sniff...I am going to heaven! Tell my mama I love her..."

Mutsumi gently strokes Naru's hair. "There...there...heaven is a nice place. Where liddo-kun play doctor with liddo-chans everyday. And I am sure Keikun will bury you by his side."

'That is not helping!' "WaaH!" Naru hugs Mutsumi even tighter.

"Whoa! Naru! I didn't know you are a girl lover!" Kitsune appeared at the door with Haruka. "That might explain why you never give Keitaro that time of the day!" She winks. "Maybe we should hang out a little bit more..." Haruka rolls her eyes.

Naru pulls back from Mutsumi. 'What now? And where is that Keitaro?!'

Haruka enters the room. 'What a mess!' She walks up to the unconscious Motoko and the wide-eyed Su. "Where is Keitaro?"

"Holy cow!" The shout tilts Haruka slightly. "Check out that position! Kinky stuff, just like it in the book!" Su hops up and over to Naru. "Keitaro is a pervert! Keitaro is a pervert!" Dancing around Su evades Naru's half hearted punches.

Kitsune shakes her head. "You won't find out where Keitaro is from Su."

Haruka smiles back. "I already have." She walks up to Naru and Mutsumi. "Are you two okay?" She ask gently.

Naru sobbed. "He suddenly...Wah!" Hugging Mutsumi, she starts crying. Mutsumi smiles obliviously and resume stroking Naru's head.

Haruka calmly replied. "I see." She turns to Mutsumi. "How about you?"

The Okinawen puts a hand on her cheeks and blushed. "Ara! Ara!"

"Okay. What happened?" Kitsune joins the group.

"Oh1 Kei-kun was like a----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------" Musumi vividly describes her night, until Haruka coughs to interrupt her long ode to her adventures. 'Damn, where is Seta when you need him?' "So he finally got the courage to do it!" 'Although Keitaro did take it to the extremes he seem to be doing okay.'

'Where's my share?' Naru shook with jealousy and anger, then yelped as she felt another splut of blood. "That didn't resembled what I got from him!"

Kitsune sat down beside Naru. "Pss! Naru! It looks like you were interrupting some serious action and got caught in the crossfire. What's it like?"

"How can you call yourself my best friend!" Naru turns to confront Kitsune. Unfortunately, Kitsune is now beside Mutsume. 'Hey! I am talking here!'

"Pss! Mutsumi! Can I get in on the action as well?" Kitsune whispers loudly as she peeks at Naru.

Naru sweatdropped. 'She is going to...'

"Why of course! The more the merrier!" Mutsumi clap her hands happily. Naru facefaults.

"Don't take advantage of Mutsumi!" Naru yelled as she sits back up.

"Oh! Jealous?" Kitsune grinned. "Is he really good!"

"Ack! What are you talking about!" Naru's eyes began to tear up. "If he wass half as good as she said I will be her... I...I....mmmmm!" Mutsumi silence Naru with a french kiss. The girls blushed until Naru tear herself away. "Don't do weird stuff like that Muchan!"

"Ara! Ara!" Mutsumi pull out a watermelon from underneath a blanket.

Naru looks at Kitsune. "And for your information, Keitaro was rough and insensitive. Look at what he did to me!" She points down.

Haruka and Kitsune's eyes widen at the sight. Mutsumi gasped. "Ara!"

Haruka looked Naru in the eye. "Are you sure about that?"

Naru nod firmly.

Haruka look down again and spoke gently. "Keitaro? Do you want me to stop the bleeding?"

From under Naru came Keitaro's voice. "That's alright Aunt Haruka. If Naru would just move slightly I am sure my nose bleed would stop."

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