By: Mal
Disclaimer: I dun even own the computer I'm typing on... dunt sue me... by the way if you attempt tothrow n e knives cuz i said anyone could do it... dont sue me... i GIVE you money to enter a mental hospital!
BTW: I have no spell check and i cant spell so live wit it.
I think our Lion is Gay
By: The Clown Formally Known as Trowa
At our hell hole of a circus, our lion stares at me as if it wants to hump my leg like a little Tacobell dog. It's almost as if he is always watching me. His eyes stare at me as I change into my ever so flamboyant clown costume. Could our lion be gay ? Or is he just gender confused? I thought lionswere suppose to be the king of the jungle not the Queens of the jungle. The last thing I need to worry about is a lion raping me in my sleep. I guess this is a sign I should have gone for a job at Best Buy insted of the circus. Well I guess we could use a gay lion as an addition to our freak show.
Knives, Tranculizers, and Duo Quick Cash
By: The Clown Formally Known as Trowa
Anyone can be a professional knife thrower. Just get a weird hair style, learn to do a couple of back flips then go and join the circus. Who needs fancy classes when you can learn how to throw knives the real way, by bein the target. I have the right mind to steal some Elephant tranculizers one day and stab Duo with six of them, six minimum that is! It all truely depends on his coffee in take that day. Then I would tie him to a tree and cut off that god forsaken braid with my knives and make millions of dollars of his millions of hairs, of coarse the knife might slip a few times, but that doesn't matter , now does it? Bald people would form a line at the circus tent to purchase such fine hair. Yes, Duo sha'll be my Wig bitch. We sha'll sheer him once a year like an ADD sheep.
Yes, we sha'll make lots and lots of money my duo, my precious.