"I'm too Sexy"
We skip over to the scene where Boromir is killed by Orcs protecting Merry and Pippin who were carried off by the creatures. Frodo and Sam went off to destroy the ring alone. We begin when Legolas and Gimli come to find Aragorn with the dying Boromir.
"I could not do what you did then," Boromir breathed.
"What do you mean?" Aragorn asked.
"I tried to take the ring." Boromir said, soon to be dead.
"I'm, too sexy for the ring, too sexy for my tights, so I'll take them off!" Legolas chanted while doing a little dance and started take them off when he realized that now was just not the right time. "Sorry, I'll shut up now." He then put on his 'I'm-so-sad face and became serious.