"The Problem with Gollum"
You've all seen it, well maybe not intentionally, the ugliness and yuckyness. No, we are not talking about the Fro-Master's face, though it most definitely applies. It is the Butt-flap. Not just any butt-flap, the holly butt-flap of Gollum. EEEEEWWWWWW. I wouldn't usually mention it but in this case it has to be. I mean, get the poor creature a pair of trousers already!
On to another problem with Gollum. He has a split personality. The evil (Gollum) and the, well, the not so evil side (Smeagol). Either way, both personalities are crazy. The two often have arguments concerning murdering, friends, and rings. Now, here is a new one.
"You have to gets it! You have to gets the precious!" Gollum urged.
"But how, precious?" Smeagol pleaded, "The fat hobbit might sit on me."
"Kill them, kill them both!" Gollum raged.
"For that I must touch the filthy hobbits," Smeagol said in disgust, " The one with the fro is so ugly!"
They continue this for quite some time.
The last really gross thing about him his appearance, and voice. Well, he is extremely scary looking. He has very bad teeth and only about four long strings of hair. He is shriveled up and his skin is slimy and scaly at the same time. We already mentioned the butt-flap. His voice is really like a low hissy, raspy sound and he sings very bad-ly. It's also gross how he likes to pet Frodo. Why would anyone even want to touch him? And those are the problems of Gollum.