"The Battle Hymn of Helms Deep"
Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn have forgotten about Merry and Pippin and hitchhiked with the Rohinians and found themselves in the midst of a battle.
They were all standing up on the fort waiting for the dawn of battle.
"You could've picked a better spot," grunted Gimli.
Leggy smiles
To pass the time Legolas decides to sing one of his favorite songs, "She thinks my ass is sexy…It really turns her on. La la …La la la la…" he sang faintly and turning it into la's.
"What's that?" Gimli broke in, "That wasn't in my ear shot. What's going on out there?"
"Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?" Leggy jokes dreamily.
Gimli laughs stupidly.
The battle began. Leglas reached back as to grab an arrow.
"Hold your fire!" Aragorn commanded.
Nobody listened and they fired anyway.
Legolas whipped his arm around and pulled out…his electric guitar and started playing and singing, "I love rock-n-roll! Put another dime…" he started head bashing and screaming. Everyone was staring at him by then.
When he finished his song he quietly set his guitar down and whipped out his arrows and started kickin some orc ass.
"One…Two…Three…Four………"