Author's notes:

BloodyBloomBabies: We are so glad you like our story. Sadly this is the last chapter before the karaoke party which is just as funny if not funnier. In this chapter Leggy is just as vain, but he is so totally SEXY!!!!!

Countess Jackman:We thank you soooooooo much for your reviews. They make us feel good. he he. We hope you will like this chapter just as well.

"The Beautiful Present"

It is all over. The ring has been destroyed and Aragorn is being crowned king of Gondor, unfortunately.

As Gandalf placed the crown of, obviously fake, silver upon Aragorn's head, the new king collapsed under the weight. He jumped back up, with some struggle.

"I'm ok. I'm ok. That was just the weight of my responsibility that pulled me down," Aragorn said. Then seeing that nobody was paying attention, as usual, he mumbled, "As if anybody cares."

He then began his terrible singing as he descended down the isle. He only stopped when he saw Legolas standing before him. Leggy was smiling and he nodded toward his right as if saying, "I have a present for you."

There stood a banner and from behind it came Arwen, her hair now back to normal. She and Aragorn stared at each other, then Aragorn lunged at her and they shared a kiss.

Legolas stood there patiently, then anxiously, then restlessly, and finally he just grew impatient.

"Would you at least give him the present first?" Leggy insisted, "Then you can have at him."

Arwen turned the banner she was holding around, rolling her eyes. On the other side was a sexy picture of, well, Legolas of course. At the bottom it read,

"You can look as sexy as this through plastic surgery. Just call 1-800-Leg-o-las!"

Legolas smiled broadly. Aragorn stared in fake surprise and feigned appreciation. Arwen looked hopefully, and urged, "You should call immediately," She pushed a phone into his hands.

Legolas stood there still smiling and he gave Aragorn a cheesy, yet, very sexy wink.

The End

Legolas comes back into view for two reasons. I think you know what the first reason is. The second reason is.

"Aragorn, you don't only look terrible, you sing terrible." Leggy whips around and splashes Aragorn's face with his silverish, gold hair.