Author's note: Very sorry to say this is the last chapter of our story, so we hope you will enjoy it. We have carefully chosen one or two songs for almost every charactor.

Jack's true luv: Thank you for all your reviews. We have added some more songs so it is different from the last time you read it. Hope you like it.

Countess Jackman: Thank you so much for the reviews. We really enjoyed them. Always glad to make a reader happy. lol. Hope you like it also.

"The Lord of the Rings' Karaoke Party"

We open to the catchy theme song for the Lord of the Rings' Karaoke Party, "Love, is a burning thing. Dun du du dun da daaaaaaaa. That makes…a fiery ring…"

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, elves and dwarfs, goblins and orcs, and all of you other creatures. We are going to finish our trilogy with a fabulous karokee party!" the announcer, Sauron, said, "We will start with the least important and work our way to the most important. Here is the ugly Fro-Master!"

A short child-like figure stumbled out onto the stage. It had pretty wrapping paper (pink with purple swirls) covering his head. The music started and he brought up a microphone and started to sing…badly,

"Beauty school drop out…"

Sam walked out onto the stage shyly and waved to the audience. He tested the microphone and said, "I'm going to sing one of my personal favorites. It's a gardening poem that you probably heard before.

'Mary, Mary, quite contrary how does your garden grow? With silver bells and cocal shells and pretty maids all in a row.'

And now, my second piece is by some guy named after candy.

"I'm gonna make you dance, boy, shake that thang. Oopps, I mean girl. Girl, girl, girl. You know you're my world. Now, lose it. AAAAAAAARRRRRAaagggg…..'

Thank you" He bowed and ran off.

Gollum came crawling out. He stood up strait and started sing, "Hit me baby one more time…"

While he was singing he climbed up on a curtain and in the middle of the, "Hit me baby…" part he leaped off, his butt-flap went flying upward. Everyone gave a piercing scream from the horror. Gollum then bowed low and hissed, "Thank you, my precious."

Gandalf tottered into the center and nodded.

He began to sing, "I put a spell on you…and now you're mine!" he approached a high note and gave a gasp and fell face flat on to the stage. Someone got up and dragged him off stage. It was a heart attack.

Merry and Pippin couldn't be there because they were on their honeymoon, but they sent a tape of their wedding in Massachusetts.

On the tape they were holding hands and looking deeply into each other's eyes and singing the classic, "I got you babe…I got you babe…"

We wish the newlyweds good luck.

Aragorn came on stage. He still was ugly old him since he didn't call 1-800-Leg-o-las and dumped Arwen for pushing him to do so.

"I will sing two pieces tonight." He sang in his terrible voice,

"I am beautiful…no matter what they say…"

He then finished with the song '1985'. (Great song.)

Arwen came out crying from getting dumped and sang, "Onions really smell like poo-oo-ooo…" to the tune of 'Roses'. She then turned to Aragorn and started to chant angrily, "U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi. You ugly, yeah, yeah, you ugly…"

They both stormed off the stage in separate directions.

Gimli staggered out onto the stage and got into position for his song with hand actions.

"I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout. Just tip me over and poor me out."

When he finished he called for someone from back stage and the seven dwarfs came on and performed the rap version of 'High-Ho' from 'Snow White'.

Galadrial skipped out on stage, her hair now hot pink and spiked into a Mohawk. She was dressed in a white leather jacket and short skirt.

She started to sing, "Girls just wanna have fun…"

When she finished she did a cartwheel then skipped off stage.

Legolas was busy so he couldn't make it to the party. He did send a tape from his room of mirrors. The room is completely covered so you could look at yourself from every angle. When the tape begins he is studying him self in a humungouse mirror, "Hello I'm Legolas Greenleaf and today I will be singing 'Sexy Leggy'."

This is to the tune of 'Pretty Women'.

"Sexy Leggy…walking down the street…sexy leggy…the kind I'd like to meet…"

A blinding light flashed and there stood a transparent Boromir.

He started sing, "Far across the distance…I see you…I feel you…that is how I know you go on…" He is quite the good singer. We skip to the end of the song because of short amount of time; "My heart will go ooooonnnnn and ooooooonnnnnnnnnn."

Then a dashing lookin Elrond came out on stage in a black suit and top hat. He had black slacks on and nifty, shiny tap shoes. He looked like a penguin. (He He.) HE took out his baton and started tapping his shoes that turned into a catchy little dance. He then started to sing, "Oh, the weather out side is frightful…"

He was then joined by three other elves in matching outfits.

"Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow." It was the swing version.

"And, that concludes our karokee party. Eee Gads! We're out of time. Later," Sauron finishes in valley girl style.

As we fade out we hear Arwen rage at Aragorn, "You're a BOOB!"

"I fell in to a burning ring of fire…I went down, down, down, and the flames grew hire…"

By:

The Bloody Bloom Babies

Characters:

Orlando Bloom, and others