Disclaimer: I don't claim any ownership to any character of Resident Evil especially Jill Valentine, however I do claim ownership to this poem. No duplication please.
Sweet Valentine
What an awesome heroine is this
A warrior, a woman, a raven-haired seductress
Kills zombies dead without any traces
Her skirt's as short as the lifespan of the enemy she faces
Resourceful, beautiful, amazing and stunning
Beauty, brawn, brilliance and cunning
She'll turn you on and kick your ass
Undead better pray you don't cross her path
She'll take you down and your little dog too
Don't under estimate what this bitchin babe can do
Sexy, sleek, smart and sassy
A kick ass fighter describes this lassie
A wonderful warrior so skillful and so fine
The whole total package wrapped up in Valentine.