Pokémon Generation Poems
Uh… okay, now you're freaking me out… why are you reading this? I know you like Pokémon stories about the Hoenn or Kanto region. But this one is not even a story! It's a Poem! I'm not very hot when it comes to poems… XD
Charlie (in a microphone): Announcing this year's poet writer, Avegaille!
Linole (starts to make uproaring sounds): Who-hoo! Yeah! All right! Yay!
Gil (sweat-dropping): Anyway, here's our writer to write some kind of mockery poem…
It's a parody, people… er…uh… Pokémon! -; Anyway, if I get used to it, you might see other parts…
A lot of bashing and stuff, so you better step away from the computer if you don't want to read any further!
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Have you ever noticed this?
Why do people write
Weird stories about…
Pokémon for their obsession…
I've heard a lot of things
Even I'm obsessed with it…
It's the Pokémon Fever!
It has come of age!
But then time passes by here…
When people forget and try to find
New obsession to get off their old obsession!
Then, it just continues and never stops…
But as for me, I still stick to what I like
Even if everyone hates it!
Oh, for crying out loud
This verse doesn't even rhyme!
Why do I say, 'what in the world'?
Maybe because I'm not used to saying
Things like piss, damn, wtf…
And even other made up words
Anyway, back to where?
That's right, parodying things!
But not just any article…
But more mostly about my obsession!
But what is my obsession, anyway?
Pokémon, of course!
I can't stop all day…
Just to see May!
What's up with that?
I'm not even good at writing poems
So, why am I writing this in the first place?
Or why are you even reading this?
Why do I ask a lot of questions in my head…
Oh, damn it! …Where'd this come from?
Now, I have finally said it!
Maybe… just maybe it's something else
Go ahead and try to use flamethrowers at me…
Because this poem will lead you to no where
It would just lead to in whatever place
You have started… which is not a good thing!
And what have you started out, anyway?
Oh, that's right, it my obsession…
But why am I so obsessed?
Maybe that's what you'll find in the next poem…
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Gil (whispering to Linole): I told you she's not good when it comes to poetry…
Linole (to me): Did you actually write that?
::sweat-drops:: Yeah, I did… I write what's in my head… and right now, it's that poem! Anyway, stay tune for the next part, fi there is any! Anyway, Nicole is going away for a while… she's speaking in third person so… I don't know why I picked Nicole as a pen name in the first place! I'd prefer-
Charlie (interrupting): Avegaille?
Uh, yeah, that… but anyway, that's the end of my poem… review it if you want, but don't bash it!