It was a normal morning at Hogwarts. All the students were seated at their house tables. Cho was crying, Malfoy was sneering, Ron was doing his homework at the last minute, and a random Hufflepuff was insisting there was a chimpanzee at the Chicago-O'Hare Airport. The usual.
....or not.
Suddenly Hermione stood up and leapt onto the Gryffindor table. She was dressed in Muggle clothes: a red-and-black, tiger striped, tight shirt and stonewashed jeans.
Harry and Ron both stood up on the table behind her. They started the rhythm for We Will Rock You by Queen. Stomp stomp CLAP. Stomp stomp CLAP. Stomp stomp CLAP.
Suddenly Hermione started singing, looking directly at Malfoy. Harry and Ron kept stomping and clapping, as well as joining in on the chorus.
(Normal means Hermione singing, CAPS LOCK means Hermione, Ron, and Harry.)
Buddy you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street
Gonna be a big man someday!
You've got mud on your face! Big disgrace!
Kickin' your elf all over the place...
Singin' WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!
Buddy you're a young man, hard man,
Shooting in the streets
Gonna take on the world someday!
You've got blood on your face! Big disgrace!
Wavin' your banner all over the place...
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!! Sing it! WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!
Buddy you're an old man, poor man,
Livin' in the streets
Gonna make yourself mean someday!
You've got mud on your face! Big disgrace!
Somebody better put you into your place.
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!
Sing it!
(By now, the whole student body, plus Dumbledore and Professor Sprout, is rocking out, keeping the beat and joining in on the chorus.)
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!
Everybody!
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!
All right!
(The song ends with an unexpected guitar solo from Luna.)
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Well, how was it? It might seem kind of odd -- that was supposed to happen. It might seem kind of lame -- that WASN'T supposed to happen. It might not be the exact lyrics -- that wasn't supposed to happen but probably will since I just typed them while listening to the song. It might be completely messed up because QuickEdit changed my spacing -- chances are that will happen but I can hope, can't I?
Disclaimer: I don't own the song We Will Rock You by Queen, and I don't own Harry Potter. I also don't own any sheep.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!