Harry-Potter's-Twin-Sister!Sue

Harry Potter had the shock of his life when he awoke to see Sirius's head in the fire. It wasn't because his head was in the fire of course, it was because Sirius had died the year before in the Chamber of Secrets. "GAH! Sirius, what are you doing here?" he asked, confused and bewildered.

Sirius smiled. "I have something to tell you, only I have to be quick because the Ministry are after me. They aren't too happy about Remus freeing me from the Department of Mysteries but we are in love and therefore it doesn't matter. You have a twin sister, Harry." he said in a serious (sirius) tone.

Harry jumped up from the chair, his confusion turning to anger. "Wh-WHAT?! YOU KNEW THAT I HAD A TWIN SISTER AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TILL NOW?! ARE YOU MAD, SIRIUS?!"

Sirius thought about this for a moment. "It's quite possible, with me having been in Azkaba-"

"Get to the point quickly, Sirius!" came another voice, one Harry recognised as Remus Lupin. It had not sunk in yet that they were lovers, that was to be saved for a CrazyHary!Sue moment. "Hello Harry."

Harry frowned and sat back down in the armchair once again. "Hello Professor Lu-Remus. Sirius, what exactly are you blathering on about? I have a twin sister? But it can't be true, if it were then that would mean that I actually do have family." he said, obviously not understanding the obvious.

Sirius shook his head. "She'll be at the Three Broomsticks tomorrow. You are to pick her up and take her to Hogwarts. Dumbledore knows all about it and is expecting you. Be there at eleven in the morning." Sirius said.

Harry jumped to his feet once again, inflamed with even more anger. "DUMBLEDORE KNEW TOO! YOU ARE ALL SO MEAN TO ME AND I FEEL SO UNLOVED!" he yelled before flouncing out of the common room and up to the dormitories, leaving a confused (yet handsome) Sirius Black floating in his fire.

Amanda Victoria Rose Potter was waiting in the Three Broomsticks for her favourite brother to arrive. She was important enough to have four names and always used all four of them, just to make sure everyone knew how important she was. Despite the fact that she had long, unruly black hair and emerald green eyes, she had never been told that she looked like her brother, probably due to the fact that she wore contacts instead of glasses as they were much cooler.

"Hello?" came a voice and she turned with a smile on her face to see Harry Potter looking down at her. How could no-one have noticed?! They looked exactly the same... The only difference being that Amanda Victoria Rose Potter was much cooler and an automatic boy-magnet. "I'm Harry." he said by way of explanation.

Amanda jumped up and hugged her brother tightly. "I've missed you! I can't believe that Sirius managed to bring me here. I've known him ever since he got released from Azkaban because he rescued me from this evil family who adopted me. Harry, what's wrong, you look cross?" she asked.

Harry's face looked stormy and his anger erupted from inside him. "DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS? I SEEM TO BE THE ONLY PERSON THAT NEVER KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON!" he yelled, only for the entire pub to tell him to shut up.

Amanda Victoria Rose Potter was not to be outdone. "You think you've had it bad?! I was regularly beaten and starved because I was not their 'real' daughter and if it wasn't for Sirius, then I would have been..." she said, breaking down into sobs. "Dead."

Harry made a sound of mockery. "Oh yeah, well the Dursley's never bought me any presents and they locked me in a cupboard. Oh, and they made me wear Dudley's old clothes." he said, a grimace on his face as he remembered the tragic events of his past.

His sister sent him a Scornful Look ™. "Yeah, well I was... Um, I was molested!" she yelled.

"I had to face Lord Voldemort! Four times!" he yelled back.

She scoffed at that. "I had to run away from Vampires in Albania who were trying to kill me, but then I got lost in the forests in Germany and I was nearly eaten by a Troll."

Harry conceded defeat. "Well, you got me there. I've only met a werewolf, an Acromantula and a Blast-Ended Skrewt." he said sullenly, looking down at the floor, which was wooden and was not particularly interesting.

Amanda Victoria Rose Potter placed her hand on his shoulder in a gesture that was supposed to show her sympathy. "Well, they're pretty scary too. How about we head up to the castle?" she asked. "I've heard so many things about it but I've never seen it."

"How did Sirius find you anyway?" Harry asked after they left the pub and started walking up the long road from Hogsmeade to Hogwarts. He was careful to keep one hand on his wand as he knew that Dark Creatures could be Lurking Dangerously ™ in the hedgerows.

Amanda Victoria Rose Potter started to cry but even that did not diminish her outstanding beauty. "I was being beaten up when suddenly he just appeared and whisked me away. I didn't even know I was a witch. I mean I kept doing strange things like changing my eye colour and attracting boys for no reason and Sirius said that I could be a witch."

"Wow! Changing your eye colour?! I wish I could do that. I bet you're a Metamorphmagus like Tonks or something!" Harry said, suddenly full of love for his twin sister who he had not known about. He could feel a bond forming between them and felt the urge to protect her.

At that moment, Draco Malfoy and his Evil Goons ™ stepped out from behind a tree. With his new Protective Sibling Instincts ™, Harry shielded Amanda Victoria Rose Potter from harm. "Be gone Malfoy, you great prat!" he said, wielding his wand.

Draco rolled his eyes and sneered. "Who's that Pothead? Your new girlfriend?" he asked.

Before Harry could stop her, Amanda Victoria Rose Potter had side-stepped him and walked up to the blonde Slytherin with a Ferocious Scowl ™ on her face. "Malfoy or whoever you are, go away! I am Amanda Victoria Rose Potter, otherwise known as Harry's twin. I will not hesitate to use my subtle seductive charms on you if you do not flee." she told him.

It was no use though as Draco, Gregory and Vincent had all fallen prey to the goddess that was Amanda Victoria Rose Potter. "Nnungh?" said Draco, the most coherent thing he could say. It was clear that he was about to turn OOC in a most horrible way.

Harry, not wanting to subject his sister to such a monstrosity, grabbed her hand and started pulling her towards the castle, something that she was only too eager to do. Draco and his Evil Goons ™ followed her, unable to concentrate on anything whilst Amanda Victoria Rose Potter was in the immediate vicinity.

On arrival at Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione were conveniently in the Entrance Hall and they bounded over happily, wanting to see who was with Harry. Hermione smiled at the girl who immediately sneered back at her. "What's wrong with her?" Hermione asked Harry in a quiet whisper.

Amanda Victoria Rose Potter had super hearing though and turned with an expression of dislike on her face, to look at the bushy-haired bint. "I am Amanda Victoria Rose Potter and as I am now here, your services as the main female character will no longer be needed. Now flee before I turn my Malfoy and his Evil Goons ™ on you!" she commanded, pointing towards the door where indeed the Slytherins stood.

Hermione started to cry and turned to Ron for support but to her dismay, he was staring at Amanda Victoria Rose Potter with the Stare of Lust ™. "NO!" Hermione yelled in frustration. She had been after Ron for many years now and they had just started to get close. She went to strangle Harry's twin but Amanda Victoria Rose Potter had super-reflexes and quickly ducked to avoid the Gryffindor's grasp. Hermione sprawled onto the floor and unfortunately at that point, a sharp spike rose through the floor and through Hermione's head, killing the poor know-it-all.

Amanda Victoria Rose Potter smiled sweetly. "What a shame." she said in an acid voice. "God rest her soul." she said like a perfectly sweet girl. Nobody could see the evil glint that resided in her emerald green eyes. Amanda Victoria Rose Potter was too clever to be caught.

She flexed her fingers and thanked Merlin for giving her the ability of Incredible Wandless Magic ™, as every OC should have. Then she took Harry and Ron's hands and led them through the Entrance Hall, instinctively knowing where to go.

There was a yell behind them and Amanda Victoria Rose Potter turned around, her Ferocious Scowl ™ once again in place. "Yes?" she asked imperiously, looking at the robed figure with disdain.

She noticed that Harry had turned into a white, stuttering wreck and sighed impatiently. "I am Lord Voldemort, I am here to vanquish Harry."

She stomped her foot and put her hands on her hips. "Well, I'm afraid that's not possible at the moment. It's taken us an entire hour to get from the Three Broomsticks to here and it's just not very convenient for you to show up without Owling. Very rude." she told him.

The pale-faced, red-eyed figure looked ashamed, diverting his eyes to the floor. At that point Amanda Victoria Rose Potter chose to attack and using her Incredible Wandless Magic ™, she sent a silent Avada Kedavra towards the figure, who keeled over and died when the spell hit him. "Wooh! Go me!" she said happily, Harry and Ron looked up and upon seeing Voldemort dead, looked at her with Wide-Eyed Expressions ™ on their faces. "Woah, way to go Amanda! That was bloody brilliant!" said Ron. It was the most he'd said since seeing her.

Harry began to anger again but then realised he was free to do whatever he wanted. So, he walked up and snogged Draco Malfoy without wondering what the consequences would be.

Amanda Victoria Rose Potter felt another tap on her shoulder and turned to see a blue-eyed old man with a long white beard standing behind her, glasses perched on his nose. "You must be Amanda Victoria Rose Potter. Welcome to Hogwarts."

And that is the end of the story of how Harry Potter found his twin sister.

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--Bex--