The new Ed
By edboy18
Chapter 2: No time to Ed with the Kankers
Narrator: As the Eds were still running to the candy store, the Kankers were following them.
Eddy: We are almost there.
Edd: Yeah in about 3 minutes.
Edd: Oh yeah that's right. How much money do u have?
Eddie: Well I just got my allowanceand I used some on ice cream so I have 28 dollars.
Eddy: 28 dollars?
Eddy's eyes turn to dollar signs.
Edd: Ummm guys that bush is moving.
Eddy: What do u think is hiding in there?
Ed: It could be the curse of Evil Tim I has come to take our brains.
Eddie: Maybe not Ed. Let's check.
Edd: yeah let's check
They all walk up to the bush.
Lee: whispering) Stay still girls
May: whispering) All right
Marie: whispering) All right
Eddy kicks the bush
Ed picks up the bush
Edd, Eddy, Ed: KANKERS
Eddie: ..................................who?
Lee: Darn It!!!!!! They spotted us.
May: Yeah!!!!
Marie: Awww man. May its all your fault.
May: My fault? How the heck is it my fault?
Eddie: Ummmm guys who are these girls? And why should I give a crap?
Edd: Oh yeah Eddie these are the Kanker Sisters. Lee, May, And Marie.
The Kankers: hi Eddie (giggles )
Eddie: ahhhhhh hi.
Lee: yeah we are their girl friends.
Eddy: we are not Lee.
Eddie: You girls are wasting our time bye.
Eddie runs off
Ed: Hey wait for us.
Ed runs off
Eddy: Bye Kanker sores. ha ha ha ha ha ha
Eddy runs off
Edd: Man I hate when they leave me.
Edd runs off.
May: That Eddie is cute. I think he likes me.
Marie: No he likes me.
Lee: No your both wrong he likes me.
Marie: me
Lee:me
May: me
Marie: me
Barney: hey this isn't Bedrock
Lee: hey barney get out of here.
Barney: I'll sing to you then Flintstones meet the Flintstones
Marie: let's get out of here
May: fine bye then barney.
The Kankers run back to their trailer.
Mean while
Ed: Buy a lot Eddie
Eddy: Yeah buy a ton.
Eddie: Don't worry guys I will.
Edd: All right
Eddie: Get 20 jawbreakers guys.
Ed: all right you do that
Edd: all right
Eddy: cool
Eddie: and get some soda and chips and comics. I was a teenage appetizer from planet sushi the third coming just came out.
Ed: really?
Eddie: yeah go get it.
Ed: all right.
Eddie: hey clerk how much is this cost?
Clerk: let me see. 20 jawbreakers, 6 bags of chips super size, a 6 pack of soda: and 8 comics. This will cost you $17.99.
Eddie Ok here's the money
Clerk: Ok come again.
Eddy: ahhhhhh jawbreakers.
Ed: Let's go to my house.
Sarah: Edddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed: What Sarah?
Sarah: Mom said to get your butt home now.
Ed: I was coming home anyway.
Sarah: Oh who's the new kid?
Eddie: Why do u want to know squirt?
Sarah: What did u call me?
Eddie: A Squirt.
Sarah: Call me a squirt one more time and watch what happens.
Eddie: Ok fine my name is Eddie. What's yours?
Sarah: Oh my name is...........
Eddie: I don't want to know.
Sarah: fine your lost Eddie. Come on Ed.
Ed: fine come on guys.
End of chapter 2
Don't worry the good chapters are coming up.