Indeed!
By Manda
Set 4th year.
Set sometime in the fall.
Someone must get stuck in their animagus form while working on it.
Someone must get poked by the evil stick OF DOOM.
Someone must get on a table in the Great Hall and sing the "I'm To Sexy" song infront of the whole school.
Someone must wear tights and act like Robin Hood.
Someone must get caught in a trap set by Sirius' fan girls that was really meant for him.
Four boys were arguing loudly in the Gryffindor fourth year boy's dorm.
"What the hell are we supposed to do?" James Potter demanded.
"Well, we can't fix him with just the three of us, can we?" Remus Lupin asked exasperately.
"We can't tell a teacher!" Peter squealed.
Sirius barked impatiently. He was lying down on the floor, and not looking quite himself. His whole body was covered with the thick fur of a dog – all but his head, which stuck out from the dog's body rather strangely, due to an Animagus accident, and didn't appear to be capable of speaking.
James suddenly shrugged it off. "Who cares?" he asked, "He's better this way, anyway," he snickered. Then he trotted off in a Robin Hood costume to woo the beautiful Lily. "Er, uh, remember, people! Honesty and stuff is the best way to go!" he yelled before striding down the staircase.
"That was pointless," Remus remarked.
"It was, wasn't it?" Peter asked.
"Indeed," Sirius said.
"You're not supposed to be talking!" Remus hissed.
"Indeed," Sirius repeated.
Peter blinked.
"This can't be good," he said nervously, and retreated slowly from the room.
"Indeed," Sirius repeated yet again and snuffled down the stairs in search of food.
Remus followed suit(without the food or snuffling part, thank you very much. I think we've all had enough of that!). Unfortunately, he bumped into James. James poked him with a stick. But not any stick…
"THE EVIL STICK OF DOOM!" James cried, "TO DEFEAT ALL EVILS!"
"I thought you said the stick was evil," Peter said, confused.
"That's not the point!" James told him impatiently.
"INDEED," said Sirius loudly.
"Word," a random student nearby put in.
"Don't do that," James hissed.
"Three words," the random student said.
James whacked him with the evil stick of doom, a.k.a THE STICK. The Evil Stick of Doom will now be referred to only as THE STICK, yes, capital letters, because I say so.
The random student let out a cry of death and dropped to the floor.
"Well, that's that," James said casually, "Off to find dear Lily!"
"Indeedy dee deed," Sirius said happily.
"THREE WORDS!" the random student screamed as per a deathbed statement.
Peter, who was stumbling after James, fell into a not-so-cleverly hidden trap that had been made by THE FANGIRLS for Sirius. "No!" he squeaked as random girls jumped on him.
"You're not Sirius!" the fangirl leader, by the name of Kayla, cried. "SEIZE HIM!" she screeched. Four girls grabbed him while the others pelted Peter with the silvery barrettes they all sported in their silky hair.
Remus and Sirius gingerly walked by this scene and into the Great Hall, where Severus Snape was singing"I'm Too Sexy". No one looked too pleased. Most were shielding their eyes, at either Snape or James.
"I REQUEST A RESTRAINING ORDER!" Lily screamed as James was trailing her wherever she went.
"Can this end soon?" another random student whined.
"The question is, 'Will this end soon?'" Remus corrected, "The author never listens to us, after all."
"Why should she?" James asked, "You're all stupid, anyway. I'm the smart one."
Lily coughed pointedly at James' Robin Hood costume. Then she rolled her eyes, as routine.
Suddenly everybody huddled together in one huge clump.
"THEEEE ENNNND!" everyone sang.
So. That's the end. As for Peter, silvery barrettes hurt more than you think! MWAHAHAHA.