By Edboy18
Chapter 3: Ed the Cul De Sac
Eddie: Hey Ed is that your house?
Ed: Yeah it is.
Sarah: Oh yeah Ed one more thing... Mom said to clean your room.
Ed: Yes baby sister of mine who if I yell at I get in trouble.
Sarah: Good
Eddie: Do you have to listen to this twerp?
Eddy: Yeah and if he doesn't she will whine and tell her mother.
Sarah: Shut Up!!!!!
Eddie: That's for babies. Sarah, you're a little baby.
Sarah: I said Shut Up.
Edd: Hey Ed can you give me another jawbreaker?
Ed: Yeah! Here you go.
Edd: Thank you.
Ed: Your welcome.
Ed: Well here we are. This is my house.
Eddie: Cool can I see your room.
Ed: Yeah I have to clean in anyway.
Sarah: HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddie: Hey don't listen to that squirt.
Sarah: WHAT!!!!!!!!!
Sarah's face turns red
Sarah: Now I'm really mad.
Eddy: oh then let me help you
Eddy: whispers to Edd ) hey Double D do u still have that extra white jawbreaker thingy?
Edd: whispers oh that white thing that's explodes and white stuff goes everywhere?
Eddy: Yeah can I use it?
Edd: Here but why would u need it for?
Eddy: you'll see
Eddy: Here Sarah.
Sarah: Ohhhh a jawbreaker.
Sarah puts the white jawbreaker in her mouth.
Sarah: This jawbreaker tastes strange.
Sarah bites the white jawbreaker
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Sarah gets blasted away
Sarah: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Eddy: Let's go inside your house Ed.
Ed: Ok guys come on in.
Eddie: You have a nice house Ed.
Ed: Yeah wait till you see my room.
Ed opens the door to his room.
Edd: Good Mercy Ed your room is a pigsty.
Ed. Yeah I know.
Eddie: You have clothes everywhere.
Eddy: When was the last time you cleaned your room?
Ed: About one month ago.
Eddie: Ummmmm Ed? Why do you have a tub of gravy in your room?
Ed: Hey I have a ladle in there too.
Eddie: Ummmmmm ok.
Edd: Hey guys lets go introduce Eddie to the other kids.
Eddie: Yeah guys lets go.
The 4 Eds walk to the center of the Cul De Sac.
Kevin: Oh here come the Dorks. Oh who's that new kid with them?
Nazz: I don't know. Why don't we go ask?
Kevin: All right come on.
Kevin and Nazz walk up to the Eds.
Kevin: Hey dorks who's the new dork?
Eddie: Who are you calling a dork, punk?
Kevin: punk!
Eddie: That's what I said.
Kevin: Well if I was you I'll.........................
Nazz: Anyway I'm Nazz.
Ed, Edd, and Eddy get nervous.
Eddie: What's wrong guys?
Edd: Errrrr ummmm nothing.
Edd starts to sweat.
Nazz: Giggles)
Eddie: My name is Eddie.
Kevin: Oh great another Ed.
Eddie: You got a problem man?
Kevin: Three dorks are enough but four is too much.
Eddie: Four is too much? Well you're the punk!!!
Kevin: If you call me a punk one more time you'll be sorry.
Eddie: Punk punk punky punk.
Kevin: I'm warning you stop.
Eddy: Hey look Kevin's getting mad.
Ed: Yeah he looks like the monster from monster jam 2000 part 3.
Kevin: Don't push it. Just you wait I'll get you.
Kevin walks away.
Ed: Kevin must be embarrassed.
Edd: I bet he is.
Nazz: Hey Eddie come meet the others.
Nazz and the Eds walk to the others.
Nazz: Guys this is Eddie he's new.
Johnny: Hello
Plank:..........................
Johnny: Plank says what's up.
Rolf: Oh hi rocawear Ed boy.
Eddie: Umm hi guys.
Jimmy comes running.
Jimmy: have you seen Sarah anywhere?
Nazz: no
Johnny: nope
Plank: ................
Rolf: no
Ed: ummmmm no
Edd: talks to his self. Oooooo I can't lie. We gave her a fake exploding jawbreaker and it exploded and she got blasted away.
Jimmy: How can u do that your mean.
Jimmy runs off
Eddy: Good job Double Dweeb.
Edd: I'm sorry Eddy. I can't lie it will make my parents upset.
Ed: Buttered toast.
Eddie: What does buttered toast have to do with this?
Ed: Oh then Gravy.
Eddy: Shakes head ) Man let's go.
Eddie: Where?
Eddy: I don't know.
Eddy: Let's go to my house.
Eddie Nah let's just chill.
Eddy: Fine with me.
Edd: Yeah all right.
MeanWhile
At the trailer park.
Lee: So the eds got a new friend.
May: Yeah and its another Ed.
Marie: Yeah he's cute.
Lee: We have to get a friend or a new sister.
Marie: I know how about we adopt a sister our age.
Lee: Yeah let's get a sister.
May: Good idea.
Marie: I know I'm smart am I?
May: I could have thought of that.
Lee: Whatever May.
End Of Chapter 3