The new Ed
By Edboy18
Chapter 4: The new Kanker
Marie: Hey Lee do you know where the adoption center is?
Lee: No I don't
May: Is this it?
Lee: Yeah let's go in.
The Kankers enter the adoption center and walk up to the front desk.
Receptionist: Hello can I help you?
Lee: Yeah we're here to adopt a sister.
Receptionist: Ummmm exactly how old are you girls.
Lee: 14
Marie: 14
May: 14
Receptionist: I'm sorry but you have to have an adult with you.
Lee: What!!!!!!
Marie: We came all the way down here and were leaving here with a new sister.
Receptionist: Fine ok. But you have to fill out a couple of papers.
Lee: How many papers?
Receptionist: About 40 papers
May: 40?
Receptionist: Yes 40
Lee: Well let's fill them out girls.
Narrator: 1 hour later.
May: My hands are hurting.
Lee: Shut up and keep on writing.
Narrator: 2 hours later.
Lee: Now my hands are hurting.
Narrator: It was so many hours later that the narrator got tired and killed his self and they had to hire a new one.
Lee: Finally we're finished.
Receptionist: Ok follow me.
The Kankers and the receptionist go into the back room.
Receptionist: This is the kid's room just describe the sister you want.
Lee: Someone the same age as us.
May: Someone like us.
Marie: Someone....... How about her?
Receptionist: Oh her? Ok hey you come here.
Girl: Who me?
Receptionist: Yeah come here.
Girl: Yeah what do you want?
Receptionist: These three girls are adopting you.
Girl: Oh ok let me get my things.
Receptionist: Ok now that that is over, you three can wait for her in the main office.
Lee: Ok come on girls.
Narrator: 30 minutes later.
Girl: Ok ready.
Marie: Ok can we go now?
Lee: Fine come on.
Lee: oh yeah what's your name?
Girl: Christina.
Lee: Oh ok well I'm Lee Kanker
May: I'm May Kanker
Marie: And I'm Marie Kanker.
Christina: Then I guess I'm Christina Kanker.
Christina: Where do you girls live?
May: Here.
Lee: Come on inside Christina
Christina: Ok!!!!!!
Lee: We'll show you around later but first we want you to meet some people.
Christina: Who????
Lee, Marie, and May: THE EDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
End of Chapter
Don't worry the next chapter will be funny.