The new Ed
By Edboy18
Chapter 5: Sarah Returns
Eddie: Man I'm bored what do you guys want to do?
Edd: I know let's go to my house.
Eddy: Yeah come on.
Edd: Ok follow me.
The Eds run to Edd's house.
Edd: Oh my parents are cleaning up so we can't go inside yet.
Ed: Hey Double D? Let's go in your garage.
Edd: Yeah let me show you my inventions.
Eddie: Ok let's see then.
The Eds walk to the backyard.
Edd: Well this is my garage. Inside are all my inventions.
Eddie: Wow you got some nice things in here.
Edd: Yeah I know.
Eddie: Oooooooo! Is that a jetpack?
Edd: Yeah but its not ready.
Eddie: Let me see...
Edd: No wait!!!!!
Eddie puts the jetpack on and flicks the power switch to on.
Eddie: Wow! It's working.
Ed finds a clothes hanger.
Eddie: Wow I can fly. Without wings that is.
Ed: Hey look I'm the claw.
The jetpack gets tangled in the clothes hanger and Eddie gets taken off it.
Eddie: Ahhhhhhh ouch.
Edd: Ohhhhh There goes another jetpack.
Eddy: Well now what do you have to say Ed?
Ed: Only the Claw knows.
Edd:.......... Ummmmmm ok Ed.
Eddy: Well let's go somewhere else.
The Eds leave Edd's house and out of know where comes........ Sarah.
Sarah: Eddie!!!!!!
Eddie: What is it now?
Sarah: Wait till I tell my mom what you did to me. And Ed your in trouble too.
Ed: What me? Why?
Sarah: Because I said so.
Ed: Awwwwwwwww!!!
Eddie whispers to Ed) Hey Ed? You don't have to take this. You can talk back to her and lie.
Ed: whispers) No I can't! My mom won't believe me.
Eddie: Trust me you have witnesses. Eddy, Double D, and me.
Ed: That's right. Thanks Eddie!
Eddie: Don't worry about. I've been lying all my life.
Ed: Sarah I'm not in trouble.
Sarah: Yes you are.
Ed: Want to bet?
Sarah: Fine I'm telling Mom.
Ed: Wait!!!
Sarah runs off.
Eddie: let's run after her.
Eddy: Yeah Ed this time Sarah is going to get in trouble instead of you.
Edd: As much as I disagree about this. I think Eddy is right Ed.
Ed: Ok let's go before she lies again.
The Eds run after Sarah.
Sarah: Mom! Mom!
Mom: Yeah Sarah.
Sarah: Ed and his friends tricked me with a fake jawbreaker. I was being nice to them and they tricked me.
Ed: Don't believe her mom. Eddie did it. And when she came to us she was yelling at me.
Eddy: Yeah she said Ed was in trouble because she said so.
Edd: Yeah that's right Ed's mom.
Mom: Oh really. Well Sarah what do you have to say for yourself?
Sarah: They're lying. Who are you going to believe? Them or me?
Mom: Ummm let me see. Sarah go to your room!!
Sarah: Why? What did I do?
Mom: I can tell your lying. Ed has witnesses. You don't so how do I know your telling the truth?
Sarah: Because I'm younger than them.
Mom: that doesn't mean anything.
Sarah: But but but...
Mom: Go Sarah.
Sarah: Wahhhhhhhhhhhh
Sarah runs upstairs.
Mom: Ed you guys can go back outside.
Ed: Ok Mom.
Eddy: It's about time Sarah got in trouble.
Ed: Yeah thanks Eddie.
Eddie: Don't worry about it. Hey let's go to my house and check if my parents are finished moving the stuff inside the house.
Edd: You mean the abandoned house?
Eddie Yeah why?
Eddy: Because it's abandoned.
Ed: There might be a curse in there.
Ed: The curse of the Q tip Martian. Release the wax ear person.
Edd: .................... Um ok Ed there might be a curse in there.
Eddy: You watch to many monster movies Ed.
Ed: Yeah I know Ha ha ha.
Eddie: I knew that the house looked strange.
Eddie: We have to tell my mom and dad that the house is haunted.
Edd: Hey Eddy I don't think we should go there.
Eddy: Why?
Edd: Because remember what happened last time. The Kankers tricked us.
Ed: Oh yeah I remember. We saw the phantom of the earwax.
Eddie: On second thought, let's go somewhere else.
Eddy: Like where?
Eddie: I don't know how about the playground?
Eddy: Nah I don't feel like it.
Rolf comes by the Eds.
Rolf: Hi Ed boys.
Eddy: Hi Rolf.
Edd: Hi Rolf.
Ed: Buttered Toast!!
Rolf: What are you four up to?
Eddie: Nothing.
Rolf: Well bye. I have to go shave my papa's back hair.
Eddie: Forget your papa's back hair come hang with us.
Rolf: What! Son of a gun you dare mess with Rolf's family like that?
Eddie: Whoa I'm not messing with your family. I just was saying could someone else do it for him? How long is it? 50 feet? 80 feet? 100 feet?
Rolf: What you dare talk about papa's back hair? That's It Rolf challenges you to a duel!!!!!!
Meanwhile
By the trailer park
Lee: Come on girls It's time for Christina to meet the Eds.
Christina: Who are the Eds?
May: They're our boyfriends.
Marie: And they have a new friend we want you to meet.
Christina: oh cool I'm good at having friends.
Lee: Not just any friend, a boyfriend.
Christina: A boyfriend? Oh I never had a boyfriend. Let's go.
Marie: Don't worry you'll like him.
Christina: I guess your right.
May: Oh yeah how old are you?
Christina: I'm 14 years old.
Lee: Ok come on let's go find the Eds.
End of chapter 5