Rocky, Sam and Max were led up the massive ice steps to the equally-massive ice palace. The inside greatly resembled a crystal, the light refracted all around creating a lovely atmosphere of pinks, blues and purples.

"Woah..." Rocky gasped. "It's so beautiful...how on earth hasn't this entire palace melted yet?"

"This ice has been unmelted since the dawn of time." Yrek spoke. "We've found that the altitude of the mountain will prevent it or any of our buildings from melting."

Yrek led Rocky, Sam and Max into the throne room of the palace and bowed before the Yeti elder. Sam, Max and Rocky very quickly followed his actions.

"O' GREAT YULUN!" Yrek exclaimed. "I bring to you these three foreigners who wish to see your vast palace!"

The yeti elder was extremely old and decrepit. His face was wrinkled, his beard was braided, and he wore nothing but a loincloth and carried a staff made from an icicle. The elder sat on a massive throne, made from carved ice and gold, with a host of yeti females surrounding him. He slowly opened one blind eye...

"EUGH!" Max exclaimed, backing away.

"Hey have some respect ya chowderhead!" Sam exclaimed, immediately covering Max's mouth.

"I don't like it Sam, it's staring me down…." Max shivered. "I'll see it in my nightmares for certain…WHICH MEANS I'LL HAVETA SLEEP WITH YOU!"

(*saxophone plays in the background*)

Sam facepalmed at that exact moment.

"These strangers wish to view your palace, my liege," Yrek spoke to Yulun. "Again I say, they have come from foreign lands not to steal but to see our culture from their own eyes…"

"They may view my palace if they so desire..." Yulun spoke, briefly raising his old, crackly-sounding voice. "But they may not steal anything..."

"So may I have permission to date your daughter?" Bullwinkle rapidly asked.

"Woah he's got HIS priorities straight!" Max exclaimed.

It took at least a minute for Yulun to respond.

"...Yeah, sure, whatever..." Yulun replied.

Later that same day, while Bullwinkle cavorted off with Yana, Rocky, Sam and Max began their plan to break into the Shangri-La palace.

"Well, first of all, we're gonna need to get past that guard..." Rocky spoke, scratching the top of his head in thought. "But how?"

"Leave that to me..." Max spoke, cracking his knuckles, and...pulling out a tube of lipstick?

"Yoohooooo!" Max called to the yeti guard, who immediately picked up his spear, worried there might be some kind of dangerous being approaching. "Hey big boyyyy!"

The guard then placed his spear down to notice that what was in front of him was none other than Max, in heels, wearing a dress, wig and makeup. The little rabbity-thing strutted his stuff, then approached the guard.

"Hey there tall, dark an' rancid!" Max giggled, smooching the yeti on the face (and almost immediately spraying Lysol afterwards on his lips). He held up a massive salmon that looked a little rotten. "Let's you and me "Lady and the Tramp"-this fish, whaddya say?"

While Max distracted the guard with his…uh…feminine wiles(?), Sam and Rocky continued their plan to break into the ice palace.

"This part of the ice looks at least slightly penetrable..." Sam pondered. "But I can't believe I left my glass cutter at home..."

"I got this one!" Rocky replied.

Utilizing his naturally sharp squirrel teeth, Rocky opened his mouth exceptionally wide and proceeded to cut a hole in the ice, big enough for all three of them to enter...and the round block of ice he'd just cut landed on Rocky's spinal cord...

"Squirrel, you alright?" Sam asked.

"...aNyOnE gEt ThE NuMbEr oF tHaT tRuCk?!" Rocky groaned.

All three squeezed in and all three then were amazed at the amount of treasure...

"HOKEY SMOKES!" Sam exclaimed.

"SWEET MOTHER OF BUZZ ALDRIN LETTIN' THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG AT A DOG SHOW!" Rocky exclaimed.

(beat...)

"That was good, but maybe next time in order to really get my sayings down you should try sayin' something a bit more deranged," Sam patted Rocky on the top of the head. "Probably something including George Lucas, or perhaps the Ayatollah Khomeini."

A vast assortment of treasures were sprawled out before Rocky, Sam and Max. Gemstones, gold, marble statues, crowns from other nations and bejeweled swords as far as the eye could see formed the pile that was nearly as wide as it was tall.

"Pardon me for being so blunt gentlemen, but I do believe we HIT THE FRIGGIN' MOTHERLOAD!" Sam exclaimed.

"--Throw in ALLL THE GOLD YOU CAN SAMMY BABYYY!!" Max hollered, appearing out of nowhere and shoving the treasure into a massive sack he'd bought. "Man, I'm gonna get me a yacht, and a butler, and a sweet ride, and a butler for my butler!"

"Max what're you doing?!" Sam hollered.

"Oh, sorry, and a yacht for Sam, and a--"

"You're supposed to be distracting the guard!" Sam stammered. "Y-you're gonna get us in..."

"--INTRUDERS!" Two yeti guards exclaimed, immediately picking up all three of the boys.

"Trouble, Sam?" Max inquired, while hanging upside-down from the yeti's massive hand along with Rocky and Sam.

"Just shut up, Max..." Sam groaned.

Meanwhile, Bullwinkle was still off on his date with Yana. He and the curvy yeti woman were enjoying some fish while relaxing in a hot spring.

"More sushi, darling?" Bullwinkle asked, chopping up a piece of salmon and popping it into Yana's mouth.

Without any warning, one of the enormous yeti palace guards approached and picked up the moose by the antlers using only his fingers.

"WOAH HEY! HEY-HEY-HEY-HEEY WHAT'RE YOU DOIN?! Don't I get my Miranda Rights?" Bullwinkle exclaimed as the buff yetis picked him up. "YANA! I'LL CALL YOU BABY!"