Sam, Max, and Rocky and Bullwinkle rushed towards the edge of Shangri-La, sacks filled with riches in their hands, eager to escape.

"If we get goin' now we can easily travel back to the States, pals!" Sam exclaimed.

Suddenly, Sam, Max and a rocky and Bullwinkle were stopped by a huge barrage of yetis, all of them wearing some kind of silver armor and using icicles as spears.

"Sam?" Max asked. "Somethin' tells me this ain't where they film "American Gladiators"..."

The yetis lowered their icicle spears and prepared to attack...

"--Yeah no shit." Sam briefly remarked, gulping.

"ATTAAAAAAACK!" Yulun shouted from the distance.

The strongest yeti warriors, male and female dashed after Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Sam and Max. Suddenly, in the midst of the fight, Sam's cell started ringing--

(*chiptune version of the "Sam and Max" tv show theme from 97' plays*)

"Y'ello! Heyyyy, Geek!" Sam happily exclaimed, talking to his and Max's adoptive daughter over the phone. "Listen sweetie, Max and I can't talk right now, we're currently trying to flee Shangri-La with a moose and squirrel, having just stolen a hefty amount of gold from a civilization of yetis."

Sam ducked out of the way, not even noticing the spear that was headed right for his cranium.

"--yes we promise we'll give you samples of their urine for testing! Gotta go, bye!"

Rocky and Bullwinkle weren't faring so well against the yetis, but Sam had a plan upon noticing a frozen lake nearby.

"QUICK, ON THE THIN ICE!" Sam hollered. "They can't get us across the thin ice!"

"Oh like you could step on that, "tons-o-fun"!" Max remarked.

"JUST GET ON THE FFFUCKIN' ICE!" Sam exclaimed, shoving Max to the other side of the massive lake.

Bullwinkle narrowly missed an ice axe from the yetis as he and Rocky followed. Some of the yetis sank into the frozen water, but others, unfortunately enough, still proceeded to run after the moose, squirrel, dog and rabbity-thing.

"Alright little pals, we need a plan b!" Sam exclaimed.

"Pick me up Sam! Let's do that thing I was telling' you all about!" Max exclaimed, excitedly jumping up.

"Well alright, Max!" Sam picked up Max by the legs.

Sam spun the little rabbit around as though he were a pair of nunchucks, using him to easily take out at least five yetis.

"WOAH-WOAH-WOAH-WOAH-WOAH-" Max exclaimed as Sam swung him around, the sharp-toothed rabbit bit down hard on a number of the yetis. "I can't believe it! I've always wanted to be a weapon of mass destruct-AAAAGH!"

But one of the yetis--an extremely muscular one with a huge gut picked up Max and flung him head-first into the snow.

"—It is CLEAR that he has mastered the way of the Rabbity-Thing!" Sam exclaimed, his mouth briefly imitating an Anime dub.

"We've got this next one!" Rocky and Bullwinkle exclaimed, cheerfully teaming up.