Disclaimers 'n' crap: Haihai peeps! This is the part of the Crystal Odes collection where I write quick poems about people in the Alliance. Of course, this is mainly focused on characters who already exist, so you should recognize just about everyone. I don't own anything Metal Gear related or the DS and GBA. Enjoy.
An Ode To Snake
You won our hearts some years ago when "Metal Gear" came out.
Now you kick ass on all major consoles, 'cept the DS, no doubt (and the GBA but I couldn't fit that).
You and Raiden came to us in the Fall of last year.
Now you live with us instead of fighting Metal Gear.
Meryl came to join us too, you really like her butt,
Sometimes I look at you and think "And they call me a slut".
You're a ladies man, most of the time, you've settled down with Meryl,
You could even have kids too, that is, if you weren't sterile.
You've always impressed us with your stealthy sneaking skills,
Being alone in the dark sure don't give you the chills.
Yes, we all love you Snake. Your mullet kicks ass too.
We hope that Metal Gear Acid won't be the end of you.
In case you're wondering why I have more Metal Gear fics up than any of my others right now, it's because MGS is my latest addition to The Crystal Journeys, so I'm going through…a phase, if you will. I'll probably have another one with Star Wars when Revenge of the Sith comes out.