Chapter 10: The karate Ed.

Eddie: " Man I hate karate classes."

Eddy: "(Laughs) You take karate classes?"

Edd: " Eddy! Now Eddie, why do you hate karate?"

Eddie: "Because I know how to fight. My older brother taught me when I was just 6."

(Flash Back)

Eddie: " Big brother why do I have to defend myself?"

James: " Cause when a bully comes you'll be able to kick their butt! It made me popular."

Eddie: " Cool."

Kelly: " I want to kick butt!"

James and Eddie: " Your to young!!"

(End flash back)

Ed: " Cool you take karate."

Eddy: " How did you get here Ed?"

Ed: " Blame my parent's Eddy."

Eddie: "I already know Ta Kwon Do, Dragon, Street Fighting, Karate, and Kickboxing."

Eddy: " Wow your brother must be strong."

Ed: " Boing!"

Eddie: " Ed you okay?"

Ed: " Boing!! (Pick up grass) A light bulb! I got a ideal (Laughs) for a scam."

Eddy: " Not again. Ed I make the scams around here."

Ed: " Okay how about we let Ed test his skills on kids around here?"

Eddie: " Did buttered toast clog your brain?"

Eddy: " That's a good ideal."

Eddie and Edd: " It is?"

Eddy: " Yeah. Kevin and the other have wanted to get back at Eddie. So why don't we give them the chance to beat him up…for cash."

Eddie: " You know that's a good ideal."

Ed: " Can Eddie fight?"

Eddie: ". ……………………Lets just do it. I need a cheeseburger."

While they make the ring and the paying stand, Eddie makes himself a cheeseburger.

Eddie: " Here guys try my cheeseburger."

Ed: " This is awesome!!!"

Edd: " Good cheeseburger!"

Eddy: " Oh man these are better then my mom's and the best one to make cheeseburgers in my family!"

Eddie: " Thanks guys."

Now that everything was finish and Ed went to the bathroom they were ready.

Eddy goes to the lane.

Eddy: " Who hates Eddie raise there hand."

Kevin, Rolf, Sarah and Jimmy raise their hands."

Eddy: " Well here is your chance to fight him just 50 cents each person, 25 cents if you want to watch, and 75 cents for each try. Follow me."

Eddy leads them to the junkyard.

Rolf: " Let me pound him in honor of my great nana."

Eddie: " Okay."

Eddie kicks him to a car.

Rolf takes out a fish and slaps Eddie with it then throws fish balls at Eddie.

Eddie then gets a shovel and knocks Rolf out cold.

Eddie: "Next."

It was Sarah and Jimmy's turn.

Eddie: "Oh great a total brat and a cry baby."

Sarah: " Lets go punk!!"

Eddie kicks Jimmy in the shin then use Jimmy retainer to throw him and Sarah to the sewer.

Jimmy: " Sarah!!!"

Sarah: " Ed your in big trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eddie: " Next."

Now it was Kevin but he didn't waste time he tried to punch Eddie but he blocked and punch him in the gut. Then Kevin got mad and went to get his bike but guess who had it.

Eddie: " Hey Kevin your bike hates you in this is the message."

Eddie runs over Kevin with the bike 2 times.

Johnny: " 67 feet. A new record!!!!"

Eddie: " The bike is mine."

Kevin: "What noooooooooo!!"

Edd: " We made 2.85 $!"

Eddie: " And I got 35.75$ left."

Ed Edd Eddy n Eddie: " JAWBREAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eddy: " And away we go."

At the Candy Store

Eddie: " Get 24 jawbreakers guys."

Store clerk: " Okay 24 jawbreakers, 4 bags of potato chips Super Size, 2 6 packs of Coke, Mountain Dew and Pepsi each, and 12 comic it comes up to 21.99 $."

Eddie: " Okay here you go."

Store Clerk: " Thanks come again."

Eddy: " Jawbreakers!!"

Edd: " Whose house are we going to?"

Ed: " Mine!"

The Ed's run to Ed's house but the Kankers are coming.

End of chapter.