Chapter 11: What the Ed? Part1 (By the way I was kidding about The Kankers.)
Today is the Friendship day. The kids are making a big heart. They sing the friendship song then the Ed's come.
Johnny: " Get with the grove Double Dee."
Eddy: " Jujube don't mind if I do."
Ed: " Big heart."
Eddie: " All it needs now is a cupid with lots a jerseys."
Jimmy: " Guys quit being mean and join us. It friendship day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Eddy: " Sure thanks wedge?"
Eddie: "Ha!"
Jimmy: " Ahhh I been wedge"
Kevin: " Tell me about it."
Everyone laughs at Jimmy except Sarah.
Sarah "Ed get you and your friends out of here!!"
Ed: " Okay baby sister."
Eddy: " Gees it was just a joke."
Nazz: " Hey were missing a paint brush."
Sarah: " Ed must have taken it."
The Ed's are leaving them so they can make a scam.
Eddie: " Is Jimmy a cry baby are what?"
Ed: " Rollocoster ride."
Sarah takes Ed back to where they are making the heart.
Sarah: " Why did you take the paint brush?"
Ed: "Paint brush?"
Sarah: " Don't play dumb with me mister!"
Eddy trips Sarah.
Eddy: " Ed didn't take your stupid paint brush."
Johnny: " This is just like what happen last time right buddy? Plank? Plank?"
And in horror (Yeah right) Plank's mouth was wiped off.
Johnny: " Someone give me a crayon!!"
Nazz: " Hey Double Dee what's that in your pocket?"
Edd: " What? Oh dear not again."
Jimmy: " The heart!"
Kevin: " What's your name doing on the hockey stick?"
Eddy: " What I don't have one."
Rolf: " Look half of the heart is gone!"
Eddie: " Laughing) that's something I'll do."
Edd: " It could have been Kevin."
Johnny: " Zip it mouthier wiper offer!!"
Sarah: " Yeah and paint brush stealers."
Nazz: " And hockey players and cutter uppers. You guys are so immature."
The rest of the kids leave them.
Eddy: "We didn't do anything."
Ed: " Look a foot."
Edd: " Whoever did this must be the kids.
Eddy: " Lets investigate."
Eddie: " Whoever did is going to get a taste of fist of fury!"
First is Kevin. They put a picture of Nazz in a bikini. So they check if it matches. It didn't.
Next it was Sarah. Eddy rip one of her dolls and gave to Ed and pushed him inside. Ed came out with a foot Pont. But that didn't match neither.
Now let's see Nazz. She was on her trampoline. So the Ed's went under but she was keeping on moving from spot to spot. So then Ed grabbed her so she couldn't move. It didn't match so he let go and she went up high like an eagle.
Now here's Jimmy. They knocked the garage door down and Jimmy was practicing hockey.
Eddy: " I knew it!"
Jimmy: " Wait Eddy!"
Eddie: " Prepare to eat my fist!!!
Eddy: "Well Double Dee dose it match?"
Edd: " Not even close."
Jimmy: " I don't like hockey! My dad makes me practice!"
Edd: " Oh we didn't know."
Ed: " Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww let Ed wipe your tears."
Eddie: " Ed look out!!"
But the cinderblock crushes Ed's feet and Eddie's hand.
Ed: "………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………"
Eddie: "……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………"
On the sidewalk
Ed: " Eddie and I will be fine right as soon as Edboy18 makes the next chapter."
Edd: " Darn Edboy18 hurry."
Edboy18: "Okay Double Dee tomorrow."
End of chapter
