Chapter 13: The Ed monster
Note: Monster combat!!
The Ed's are making a carnival.
Eddy: " Let me show you how to do it."
Eddy is going to play a game.
Ed: " Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me."
Eddy: " Hold still!!"
Edd: " Bravo Eddy."
Eddie: " Yeah your good. (Snickers then laughs)"
Ed: " Monster I want to be a monster!"
Eddie: " Okay you can be big foot, Edd could a dragon, Eddy will just be a dinosaur, and I'll be the jersey devil."
Eddy: " That's stupid Ed."
Edd: " Think about first Eddy."
Eddy: " Hmmm Okay."
Ed: " Yes!"
So Double Dee gets Ed old monster costume.
Ed: " I'll be the best monster I can be guys."
Eddie: " Yes you will."
Edd: " Let me go get a mirror first."
Ed: " I am a monster!!"
Then Ed attacks Eddy and Eddie and then gets out of Edd's garage.
Eddie: " Did you here that?"
They go into the playground and find drool everywhere.
Edd: " He really believes he's a monster. We have to warn the others!"
Eddy: " Why its funny."
Eddie: " (whispers) Hey Double Dee can you make another monster costume I think I can beat him."
Edd: " (whispers) Well I did make one."
Eddie: " Stops whispering and goes to get."
Meanwhile
Kevin: " Hey fluffy."
Johnny: " Jimmy?"
Nazz: " Jimmy?"
Rolf: " I don't get it. Is it fluffy are Jimmy we are looking for?"
Johnny: " Well what do you know? Chunky Puffs!!"
Edd: " Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
But Johnny was caught by Ed the monster.
Nazz: " I found a Plank without a Johnny."
But then they see the monster and hide in Kevin's house but Kevin was taking by Ed the monster."
Nazz: " It took Kevin!"
Eddy: " How are we supposed to get in?"
Edd opens the door.
Eddy: " I hate it when you do that."
Just then the kids got out and crash into them.
Ed the monster: " Roaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!"
Edd: " Eat chicken!"
Edd: " There in the clubhouse!"
They get into the clubhouse but just as the monster followed, a monster that looks like a Godzilla came out of nowhere and head butt Ed the monster to the fence. It was Eddie.
Eddie the monster: " Rooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (There can be only one monster living here, go chew on a brick)"
Ed the monster: " Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaagahhhhhhhhh!! (No way if you want me to leave then we have to combat."
Eddie head butt him again. Then Ed uses his tentacles to make him fall. Then Eddie found a watermelon and stared shooting out seeds. While Eddie was being cheered by the kid, Ed tackle him to the tree which made the clubhouse fall right on top of him.
Edd: "Rolf is you okay?"
But Rolf and Nazz were taking to Ed's room.
Edd: " Don't worry we will get you out."
Eddy: " For 50 cents each. Whose first?"
But then Ed was right behind them. And try to eat them but Eddie spear Ed into the tub of gravy.
Ed the monster: " Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (So you want to fight again?)"
Eddie the monster: " Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! (Lets get this over with!)"
So Eddie started to shot out gumballs and chunky puffs. Ed then shot some gravy in Eddie mouth. Eddie is then push into Chewed up chunky puffs. Eddie got out the monster costume and uppercut Ed.
Eddie: " You guys okay?"
Ed then was about to eat Eddie but then Ed's mask was tooking off by Sarah.
Sarah: "Mom said no parties unless I'm invited."
Jimmy: " Sarah Ed pretends that he was a monster and scared us. Sarah is that you?"
Sarah was in the chewed up chunky puffs. But the Ed's left.
In Eddy's room
Edd: " Hiding under your bed isn't going to save us when they deflates from Ed's wall."
Eddy: " Don't worry I always keep a months supple of things when the heat gets turned up. They'll forget about it in know time. Did you see a can opener?"
Ed: " I am can opener man!"
Eddie: " Oh man."
Eddy: " Ed give me the can opener."
Ed: " No wait. I'm the tissue phantom I will blow your nose!!"
Edd: " I think we lost him Eddy."
Eddie: " Man my only tissues."
Eddy: " My can opener!!"
Ed: " I'm the bed ghost. Sleep on me!!!!!!"
Edd Eddy n Eddie: " Ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
End of chapter
