Chapter 2 Arthur the Idiot.

"Holy toilet plungers, where the heck are we?" said Arthur.

"I don't know. And what the heck is a toilet plunger?" says Patsy.

"I don't know, guess the word just slipped out of my mouth, but anyway where are we?" Arthur wonders.

"Why don't we go exploring?" suggests Patsy.

"Sure" Arthur agrees.

So they went exploring but by the time they reached Central Park they were a little slow because of all the traffic. But then they ended up right in front of a museum, and they went in.

They walked around a while until they saw the Holy Grail.

"Holy toilet plungers, the Holy Grail!" cries Arthur.

"But how do we get it?" Said Patsy.

"We rob it for all I care." states Arthur.

And then King Arthur reached out and stole the Holy Grail.

Suddenly, all the alarms in the museum went off and security was everywhere.

"Still think this was a good idea?" said Patsy.

"No not really," said Arthur.

And they ran for their lives. But luckily they managed to get out of the museum so they got off the hook but they are wanted everywhere