Chapter 3: Muten Roshi's House

Krillin was having the most wonderful dream of his life. The dream consisted of him and his wife Eighteen having a son. He was just about to kiss his wife when suddenly he was shoved violently out of bed to land on his back with a loud thud. "Owww...." glancing around Krillin saw his wife glaring at him from the bed and cringed. "Why'd you shove me Eighteen?" he said while rubbing the sore spot he had landed on.

Eighteen glared at the stranger who had dared sneak into her bed. "Who the hell are you and where's my husband!" she growled, baring her teeth threateningly.

Slowly getting to his feet, Krilling scratched the back of his head, unconsciously mirroring Goku in his confusion. "What do you mean what did I do. I'm right here...I...." he replied before glancing over towards her. It was then that he noticed how far off the ground everything looked. Gulping, he took a step back and continued shakily, "Why is everything so far off the ground?"

"What the hell are you babbling about! You'd better answer me or you'll be sorry!" Eighteen growled while climbing out of the bed to stand buck naked in front of the stranger. As Eighteen glared at the stranger, she took stock of his features. She ran her eyes over his naked body and towards his face, grudgingly, she admitted, he did look like her husband but if it really was her husband then, "Oh Kami! If this really is Krillin then....*Drool*" Eighteen shook herself mentally and focused her attention towards the spiky haired man. Lifting her fist, she waved it threateningly in front of the tall muscular stranger, "I'll knock you into next week if you don't tell me where my husband is and tell the truth this time!"

Krillin backed away from his wife while stuttering frantically, "It's me, Eighteen! I'm Krillin....you gotta believe me! I have no idea how the hell I got this way and...." His tirade was cut short by the site of something moving behind his wife's back. Gulping, he pointed and asked, "Um...what is that?"

Eighteen whirled around, completely missing the tail waving behind her and asked, "What's what? I really don't see what you're talking about!"

Krillin sighed, he really hated what he was about to do to her but he had no choice. Reaching out, he grasped her tail gently and applied a steady, yet gentle pressure, just enough to make her aware of what he was doing and not hurt her. Eighteen stiffened in shocked surprise as she felt pain race up her spine. Glancing over her shoulder she noticed that he held a light blond tail in his grasp. Another thing she noticed was that the tail ran from his hand towards her back and that it was attached to her. "Oh my God! What the hell is a _tail_ doing attached to ME!!!!!" Eighteen growled as her temper threatened to escape her control.

Krillin released her tail and backed away once more, "I have no idea how that happened honey. Just like I have not idea how the hell I grew six inches taller!"

Eighteen finally decided to believe that this person was her husband since every clue pointed towards it being so and replied, "Fine. You really are Krillin. But, how did this happen?"

Krillin frowned as he crossed his muscular arms over his chest and muttered, "The only way that this could have happen is if someone wished it with the dragonballs." Eighteen stared at her husband and drooled, the sight of his new body made her think lurid thoughts about what she'd like to do to him at this moment. Lowering her eyes from his arms, she trailed them down his muscular chest to stop at his waist and froze. Something dark black and furry was wrapped around his waist.

"Krillin, you have something wrapped around your waist." Eighteen pointed out calmly while trying not to throw herself at her husband in a fit of desire. She folded her arms under her breasts and leaned back against the wall of their bedroom, smirking at the irony of the situation and continued,"Judging by the circumstances, I'd say that it's a tail as well. And_if_ the dragon balls were used, there is no way to turn us back until a full year has passed."

Krillin growled loudly, curling his lip he bared his fangs as his sayi-jin rage took control, "When I find out who did this I'm going to kill them!"

Eighteen noticed that her husband was at the point of destroying their little home in a fit of rage and acted on instinct, throwing her arms around his neck, she kissed him passionately on the lips. Krillin stopped growling and responded in kind, wrapping his arms around her waist he slowly walked them back towards the bed until the backs of Eighteen's knees hit the edge of the bed. Then, floating upwards, he levitated both himself and eighteen horizontally above the covers and gently floated down until they were resting on the bed. All through this, he never stopped ravaging her mouth with his tongue. Moaning, he broke the kiss to trail kisses down her neck, instinctively heading towards her shoulder. Once there, he paused, gently licking her neck to distract her, he positioned his body at her moist entrance and thrust himself inside her while biting her neck at the same time.

"Aaaaaaaaa!" Eighteen screamed in shocked surprise as her over stimulated body exploded with pleasure. Wrapping her arms around him, she purred in delight. She could feel little arcs of pleasure running though her body each time he dug his teeth deeper, while at the same time, she could feel herself nearing her climax.

When her climax finally hit, it exploded, instinctively she grasped his shoulders, pulling him closer and sank her newly acquired fangs into his neck, marking him as hers. As Krillin felt her sink her teeth into his neck he could no longer hold himself back any more and climaxed violently. When it was over, they were too exhausted to continue and upon the completion of the bond, they felt each others consciousness flood their minds. There was nothing they could do except lay there and cope with it.

As the morning wore on, they drifted back into a deep slumber knowing that they would deal with this problem later. So deeply were they asleep,they didn't sense the spark of a new ki come to life deep within Eighteen's womb.

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Autors note: "Next up--What! My tail grew back again! How the hell am I going to hide it" (Who is this? Why are they so upset?) READ AND FIND OUT!!!