monty python meets new york city

by Carrie Compall

king arthur finds himself in the middle of new york city. he does some very stupid stuff.

3. the wanted reward

Chapter 3 The Wanted Reward.

"Patsy" exclaimed Arthur; "do you think this is the real Grail?"

"Not sure, does it say?"

"All it says is a weird cup we found laying around."

"So it is not the Holy Grail."

"No, I don't think so," said Arthur.

"So we were cheated!" exclaimed Patsy.

"I think so."

And then they looked over and saw a wanted poster for them.

"Arthur" said Patsy, "is that poster asking for us?"

"Yes, of course it is asking for us you idiot, I mean we stole a cup from a museum."

"Hey wait a second, that poster said that the person who finds us gets the real Holy Grail"

"So we should turn ourselves in, then we would get the Holy Grail."

"Alright then we will turn ourselves in."