Chapter 4 Arthur the Idiot part 2.
Outside the police station.
"Alright" said Arthur," "so once we go in there we'll say that we know where the robbers are but we will only show them if they give us the Holy Grail."
"Wait a second," exclaimed Patsy, "I thought we were going to turn ourselves in!"
"We were, but I changed my idea, instead we are going to fake the turn in."
"You know I can hear every single word you are saying," said a police officer that was standing in the doorway to the police station.
"No you can't," said Arthur.
"Yes I can."
"No you can't."
"Will you shut up!" cried the officer.
"Yes I will, but if you think you're so smart, then what is our plan?"
"Simple, you two idiots stole the priceless cup that they found laying around because you stupidly thought it was the Holy Grail and now you are going to pretend that you know where the people who stole it are so you could get the Holy Grail."
"Yep that's pretty much it" said Arthur.
"Arthur you idiot," cried Patsy, "you are not supposed to tell them they got it right."