TTWC: Chapter 11-What are you talking about!

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"I can see that, Krillin. But, what else is so good about being like this?" Piccolo growled.

Vegeta smirked as he listened to their conversation and decided to interject his bit of wisdom, "Well, it could be that the Sayi-jin race has increased by six, but has also managed to breed eight more brats!"

Growling in annoyance, Piccolo scowled at Vegeta and inquired,"What are you talking about?"

Diana stepped forward, placed a hand on Piccolo's arm and replied, "He means that we're all pregnant.....and that some of us are having twins."

"WHAT!!! How the hell did that happen?" the former Namekian growled.

Goku stepped forward with a big innocent grin on his face and replied, "Well, it's like this....when I took Chi-Chi as my mate mate, we were in heat. So we ripped each others clothes off and then start to fuck the shit out of each other.... then I waited till she reached her peak before releasing my seed into her fertile womb and that's how babies are made."

"KAKAROTT!... I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU! AND YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR MOUTH...THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!" Vegeta screamed in horror while covering Trunk's ears with his hands.

Chi-Chi blushed ten shades of red and grabbed the nearest metal object before bludgeoning her mate over the head with it, "You Baka! You don't tell people that! That's private!!!!"

"Owwwww! Chi-Chi that hurts!" Goku whimpered while trying to avoid most of her strikes but, he was unsuccessful because most of them hit their mark.

Piccolo ignored the two while muttering, "That's disgusting."

Diana growled at him before cocking her arm back and punching him in the gut. The poor Namekian turned Sayi-jin bent over double at the amount of pain he was in and gasped out, "What was that for?"

Crossing her arms, Diana replied, "If that was disgusting, then why did you fuck me and get me pregnant you asshole!!!!"

"You're pregnant and I'm the father?" Piccolo squeaked hesitantly before it all became to much for him; his eyes rolled back in his head and the former Namekian fainted dead away.

Vegeta saw all this and then proceeded to laugh his head off. He was laughing so hard that he failed to see his own mate tapping her foot and glaring at him. He stopped laughing when he was suddenly hit over the head by his mates fist,"What?"

"Vegeta! This is no laughing matter! Besides, if you counted right, then we're all pregnant!" Bulma replied, grinning happily for about three seconds, before she remembered the time before Trunks had been born. The morning sickness was horrible, not to mention the amount of food she ate. Smiling again, Bulma also remembered what she had made Vegeta do after Trunks was born and then replied, "I guess it won't be so bad to have several more kids running around......I mean I've always wanted a few boys and girls running around."

Gohan picked that exact moment to wake up from his impromptu nap and come outside at the exact time that Bulma announced that everyone was having kids and replied, "Well that's great! I'd really like to have another brother or sister running around."

Yamcha stepped forward and replied, "Hey Gohan, where's Videl?"

"V..Videl? Um, I...I think she's not coming to the par...." he was cut off in mid speech when he felt a familiar ki land right behind him. He was even more surprised when a tail and two arms wrapped around his middle and a female voice purred directly in his ear,"Hi Gohan. Want to mate with me?"

"Videl!" Gohan squeeked in shock at what she had just said. But he was even more shocked at the sight of the tail wrapped around his waist. He then remembered what Vegeta had just told him about female Sayi-jins and everything just became too much for the teen; everything went black and he fainted.

"Well, that two down...who wants their share of the food?!!" Goku chirped happily as he eyed the mounds of food on the tables.

Videl and Diana eyed their mates with exasperation but, decided that they could stay unconscious because they didn't feel like loosing out on their share of the food. So they just shrugged and then raced after the rest of the gang towards the tables and proceeded to chow down.

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An" Well I hope you enjoyed that chapter since it was done in about an hour." I hope it was funny as some of you mentioned. So I had to go back and reread my own story to see where the funny parts were, and I have to admit that some of it was funny. Let me know what you think"