-'Thought'

-'Speech'

Parallel

Chapter 2: The Girl

By Suiiren

'Huh, had it all been a dream?' thought Naruto as he woke up and lifted himself off the ground. 'What happened to that girl? Where did she go?' thought Naruto some more as he started to wander around his shack. "I must of really been dreaming." said Naruto slowly to himself as he rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah, it really was just a dream . . . ha, how stupid of me to think that something impossible like that would happen to me. There's no way a mummy like that could be a girl like her." finished Naruto as he walked out of his front door only to suddenly feel arms appear out of thin air beneath his armpits caressing him, it stopped him cold in his tracks as every hair on his body stood up.

"Ne, how mean of you." said the voice seductively in a very innocent voice. "And after all we did last night, it was my first time you know, doing it. You shouldn't be so mean as to keep calling me the mummy we're both on VERY friendly terms now aren't we?." finished the girl as she quickly bit Naruto's ear in a playful gesture.

Naruto, frozen by the girl's sudden appearance thought what any boy his age would at the exact moment. 'Her breasts,' he thought 'I can feel them on my back . . . they're so soft but, but, they're so-'

"They're so small." blurted out Naruto idiotically as he didn't know that he had just stated that out loud.

"Eh, small?" questioned Kyuubi as Naruto's statement completely killed the mood of the room. "What do you mean by small!" finished Kyuubi as she jumped off of Naruto's back, anger apparent in her face.

'It feels as if someone threw a kunai on my back.' thought Naruto to himself as he slowly turned around to face the girl. "Ano, I was just wondering what a small world it is . . . for us to meet again." finished Naruto as he started scratching the back of his head idiotically and laughing like one at the same time.

"Liar!" spat out Kyuubi as she looked at Naruto viciously. "You were just thinking about how small my breasts were weren't you!" she said again clutching her chest while at it.

"Umm . . . sorry," said Naruto dumbly as he started to back away. "I didn't mean to say out loud that your breasts were small . . . um, I mean, sorry, I didn't mean what I said at all." finished Naruto pathetically as he stared at the girl with a dark mood apparent on her face.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY CHEST ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO LIKE IT! BESIDES IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT ANYWAYS! IF ONLY YOU HADN"T BROKEN THE SEAL WRONG I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS JUVNILE STATE!" screamed Kyuubi as she rushed towards Naruto caressing his mid section.

Naruto surprised that she was caressing him right now at the moment thought of what to do. 'That's right,' thought Naruto, 'I'll do what Gai-sensei taught us to do at moments like these.'

Flash back.

"Students, whenever you find yourself in a hair raising situation and don't know what to do always remember . . . COOL POSE!" yelled Gai ecstatically as he himself went into a COOL POSE!

"Oooooooh SENSEI! You're so GREAT." yelled a student, Naruto remembered him as the one known as Rock Lee, as he jumped up and rushed towards Gai-sensei embracing him at the same time.

"LEE!" yelled Gai ecstatically as he held him, tears rushing off both their faces, embracing each other. "I'm so glad that you understood!" screamed Gai triumphantly as he brushed off the tears on his face. "Now let's show these students . . . the COOL POSE!"

"YES SENSEI!" proclaimed Rock Lee with just as much passion as his sensei.

"COOL POSE!" both yelled as they both posed with each other in front of Naruto and the others that were present. To Naruto, as he remembered, it made him feel slightly awkward . . . and ashamed to be a guy.

End Flash back.

'Umm, better not.' thought Naruto as he felt the grasp around him slightly change.

Before Naruto had realized Kyuubi had already had a vice grip on his abdomen and was now in the midst of performing a SUPER SUPLEX in which there was no return. But unbeknownst to her while she was performing the move the shirt she had borrowed from and only article of clothing she was wearing at the moment flew up just enough for Naruto to see her rear end, naked.

"Oro?" was all Naruto was able to say before he felt himself flying across the room as the girl had just suplexed him into his own bed, breaking it in two but Naruto had also caught a glimpse of something that made blood gush out of his nose like a volcano, staining the bed sheets crimson red. As he laid there, a split-second from unconsciousness, he muttered towards himself as if he had won a great victory.

"No panties."

And with that, all was right again in Naruto's world or at least his libido was.

A/N: Heh, this is more of a teaser chapter and shorter than what a real chapter would be but this is all I can write at the moment, too sleep deprived to write more (4a.m. here). I promise more in the future and I do realize how the intro to this is kind of similar to Tenchi and it will have similarities to others, maybe I don't know yet, but if you guys like this fic I will promise more. Thanks to those who read and review hoped you enjoyed.