Danny meets Casper Chapter 7: Meat attack? Got plan, a danny phantom fanfic

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mdizzle999872-I'm so sorry, your right. I'm not changing it but I added a key. Anytime you see the name Stinky it's Stretch, etc. Hm, that's a good idea for the ending, thanks, let me see if it'll fit when I come up with the ending. (I do have a plan I just need to figure out how everything fits together)

Sherlock-fan19-Alright another, another chapter! Yay! Jazz is one of my favorite characters for that.

Dannys-ghostly-girl-Here's the next chapter but now you have to await the next one. Oh, thanks for reviewing, keep it up.

Cakreut12-Short review, but please keep reviewing. Even if it is one word, it make me happy. Did you only read chapter one? Cause you reviewed on chapter one....so just curious.

Purrbaby101-I hope you like Sam's plan....I like it myself. Oh, thanks, I love exposing Danny's secret. (See my other story, Hide&Seek)

mcrystal-Here's the update, although a tad short.

Now the only thing left for Danny to do was find his way back to the Spectrum Speeder. To bad he let the Box Ghost go, he could have helped him back. He started flying in the direction he had come hoping he could remember which turns he had to make. "Wait, there was only one turn." he said, relief in his voice. "Left or right?" he choose right and was correct as the Speeder became visible up ahead.

"Did anyone bring anything to eat?" asked Tucker his stomach growling for the fifth time in ten minutes.

"For the last time, no Tucker!" shouted Sam starting to get annoyed. Which she had every right to be irritated.

"Are you sure? Cause I swear I smell meat." said Tucker sniffing the air like he was a dog. Sam groaned at the word meat, if only she could get Tucker to stop eating that stuff.

"There's no meat anywhere..." Sam started to say before a ghost came floating up in front of the Spectrum Speeder, a sinister look on her face. "Oh great, just what we need.." she said sarcastically. It was the Lunch Lady.

"Yeah! I'm starving!" shouted Tucker his mouth starting to water. He looked like he would eat his own shoe as long as he could put something in his stomach.

"You do know that since meat is real and not a ghost we're going to get our butts kicked, right?" asked Sam with a matter of fact tune in her voice. Tucker stopped drooling and started being scared.

"What, is every ghost I ever faced going to show up today?" questioned Danny seeing the Lunch Lady ghost in front of the Spectrum Speeder.. He tucked the Ghost Fisher into his white belt. "At least I'll get some exercise." he joked as he flew forward.

"Tucker, do something before she starts attacking us!" yelled Sam and pushed him into the drivers seat roughly. Kat didn't know what the big deal was with this ghost, she looked innocent and actually a little motherly.

"Do what!?" Tucker shouted back at Sam. They hadn't had time before to see if the Speeder had any weapons since anytime they went into the ghost zone a ghost would pop up and start fighting Danny.

"Hello dearies." said the Lunch Lady, her voice was soft and sweet. Jazz loosened up since she had been preparing for the ghost to attack them.

"She doesn't seem to bad." stated Kat wondering why Sam and Tucker were reacting like she was about to kill them all.

"Ah huh, sure." said Sam with out any emotion.

"Are you dears hungry?" asked the Lunch Lady sweetly "Because I can serve up a big platter..." her hair fired up with ectoplasmic energy. "Of vengeance!" Meat appeared out of no where and began to pelt the vehicle.

"I'm out of here." said Stinky phasing through the Speeder and into the safety of the room Casper was in.

"Chicken." thought Kat as the vehicle was slammed backwards by what looked like a full cow.

"Yuck!" shouted Sam staring at the slime left on the windshield. "We're cleaning that afterwards."

Danny raced forward and slammed into the Lunch Lady. Her concentration faltered and the meat she had conjured up started to fall before energy fired up around them again.

"Well hello sweety. Finally you will feel the wrath that I promised you!" shouted the Lunch Lady recovering from her hit. Meat was flung at Danny's face. He went intangible and them tangible then fired an ectoplamic blast bigger than he had ever done which blasted the ghost backwards quite far.

"Sorry, I'm on a diet" said Danny smartly. The Lunch Lady flipped over in the air but gathered herself easily.

"Ugh! Eat this!" shouted the ghost, her hands started to glow. A lakes worth of meat collected into a huge sphere in front of her then was sent at Danny.

"After this, I think I might go vegetarian." said Danny to himself. He ducked and the huge amount of meat flew over and past him. "If only I had the Fenton Thermos." he mumbled to himself. He could use the Fenton Ghost Fisher but there would be a risk of dropping it, if Sam's plan was based on the Fisher then they wouldn't be able to get Casper.

"No home lunches!" cried the Lunch Lady hearing what he had said. A hotdog flew out of nowhere and jammed itself into Danny's mouth. He spat it back out a disgusted look on his face.

"Geez lady! At least cook it before you try to cram it down my throat!" stated Danny and flew upwards crossing his arms. "My mom cooks hotdogs better then you! And that's saying a great deal!" He was defiantly angering the Lunch Lady. Her face was glowing red hot.

"Rah!" she roared. The huge slab of meat that had hit the windshield earlier came flying at Danny bound to slam into him. A month before Danny wouldn't have known what to do instinctively but now wasn't a month ago so he went intangible and let it fly past him.

"Turf sandwiches are better throwers than you!" Danny shouted then made a face by sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes up a little.

"Tucker, get the thermos." said Sam. She didn't know where it was but had seen Tucker with it last. She could hear the insults Danny was throwing at the Lunch Lady and so had everyone in the Spectrum Speeder, Jazz was still laughing at one of them even though Sam had found it corny.

"Ah...okay, let me find it." said Tucker, then remembering it was next to the seat in the bag he had brought he grabbed it and handed it to Sam as fast as he could.

"Now we need to get it to Danny." muttered Sam. She slid the door to the Speeder open. "Danny!" shouted Sam trying to get his attention by waving the arm she was holding the thermos with up and down while trying to hold on to the door with her other hand.

"You will pay!" hissed the Lunch Lady angrily. A piece of bacon came flying at him and wrapped around his arm tightly.

"Oh, how much? Wait a minute, sorry, I brought my lunch today." joked Danny ripping the bacon off with amazing ease and dodging more meat that was sent at him. Two slabs came at him, one heading for his head, the other his legs. He tucked himself into a ball and they flew past him. One rebounded but he saw it coming and went intangible. He didn't see, however, another piece that hit him in the chest when he went tangible.

"Danny!" he heard someone shout. Recovering from the hit, he went intangible to avoid a frog leg that went zipping past him and sneaked a look over at the Spectrum Speeder. All he saw was the Fenton Thermos moving up and down then being tossed at him. He reached out to ketch it, then remembering he was intangible, went back to normal and caught it one handed.

"Finally, I was starting to run out of jokes." he mumbled to himself then opened the thermos and pointed it at the Lunch Lady.

"No!" she screamed. "I will not go!" she flew over to one of the floating doors, opened it, and fled inside. Danny blinked trying to comprehend what had just happened. Then he closed the lid of the thermos tightly.

"To easy." he muttered before phasing into the Speeder.

"I'm glad you're okay!" said Jazz practically rushing to his side. Sam looked pleased and Tucker looked like a huge weight had been lifted from his shoulders while Kat looked like her weight would never come off unless Casper was right by her side although she was acting more confident.

"Now we need to get Casper." said Sam her eyes twinkling like they did before Danny had left. "Okay, now here's the plan; Danny, you go into the room and tie the line of the Fenton Ghost Fisher around Casper's cage without touching the bars. After you do that, bring the cage into the Speeder and we'll see if we can get it open as humans."

"Whoa, that's a good plan Sam." said Danny clearly amazed. Sam lifted her chin proudly.

"Better then that brainless Paulina." she chirped knowing Danny still had the hots for Miss. Shallow.

"Later Sam," Danny said dryly. He had noticed Sam brought up Paulina in situations like this as if trying to slap him in the face or tell him he was looking at the wrong girl. "I'll be right back." He took the Fisher from his belt and held it tightly.

"Good luck." said Jazz before Danny phased through the wall of the Spectrum Speeder. They all watched him open the floating door and go inside through one of the windows to the Speeder.

"So, anyone want to go see if we can find some meat to cook that fell on the Spectrum Speeder?" asked Tucker his stomach growling again. Sam groaned while Jazz and Kat glared at him.

"Hey, it's the fleshy ghost. About time you showed up." said Stinky when Danny went inside the room. There were walls of cages and at first Danny thought they went on forever but realized it was an illusion.

"Are you sure he's part human? He looks like a ghost tah me." questioned Stretch eyeing Danny quizzically. Danny ignored what both of them had just said.

"I know what I saw." said Stinky menacingly. "And I told you all the fleshy's know now." Danny continued to ignore all of them and started to search for the cage by himself without bothering to ask where it was.

"Are you ignoring us?!" asked Stretch faking alarm. "He's ignoring us!"

"You're hurting our feelings." cried Fatso, but Danny could tell they were all faking since they started laughing at their own joke a second later.

"Ah, you guys?" came a new voice from one of the cages. Danny floated over to the cage and peered inside. A white ghost stared back at him a little shocked to see someone besides Fatso, Stretch, and Stinky.

"Are you Casper?" he asked and the white ghost nodded. He knew there was really no chance it was anyone but Casper but he didn't know what else to say.

"Hey, you can help Casper later, tell us if you're a fleshy ghost now." said Stinky flying over and blocking Danny from the glowing cage. Danny was starting to get irritated by this.

"Yes, I am a halfa, now can we get this over with!" he practically screamed. He wanted this to be over, he was tired and he knew that his parents would be wondering where he was, the longer he was away the harder it would be to make up an excuse. Stinky glared at him, then slowly floated away from the cage. It was now or never to try Sam's plan.

Friendship, Maine-8:17 am

Maddie opened her eyes and got up from the bed she had been sleeping in. Jack was asleep next to her mumbling about ghosts. She climbed out of bed looking around tiredly. Jack opened his eyes even though usually he slept later then eight o'clock in the morning.

"Another ghost hunting day!" he said happily for someone who had just recently woken up. A man's scream made them both jump and look at each other worriedly before Dr. Harvey came rushing into their bedroom with panic in his features.

"Kat's not in her bed!" he cried. It was a weekend day and there was no place that Kat would have gone to, she didn't really have any good friends yet and never left the house without telling him. Maddie became equally frightened but Jack only relaxed.

"I found a note taped to Jazz's door, it said Kat was going to show them around the neighborhood." said Jack calmly. James looked stunned but Maddie looked a bit curious.

"Jack, when did you find this note if you just woke up?" she asked calmly. Jack thought for a moment.

"Oh yeah, about five o'clock this morning on my way to the little ghost hunters room." he replied without any panic but Dr. Harvey was frantic now.

"She wouldn't leave at five in the morning to show them around!" he shrieked. Jack made an 'o' with his mouth, then when comprehension sunk in;

"Our kids have been taken by ghosts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

R&R!!