Vegeta's rule

"Well, since I'm stuck here, might as well make myself at home, what's for lunch?" Vegeta stares at Goku in disbelief "Lunch? Kakarot does anything penetrate that thick skull of yours? HAVENT YOU BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT THESE KIDS HAVE BEEN SAYING!!!??"

"Nnnooo, and stop calling me Kakarot, I'm Goku pleased to meet you!" Vegeta finds himself thinking almost longingly about the older and, if possible, less dense version of Goku. He walks off to a corner of the room and lays his back against the wall, looking as though he had had enough and was leaving the rest up to the two girls.

Red and Ash looked at each other and then at Goku. "He needs an outfit" suggests Red, Ash backs off, folding her arms, "Your department, I still have the pains from laughing at your last Saiyajin creation!"

Goku suggests he stay in the clothes he has on but Red seems to be having too much fun going through Ash's brothers' clothing that she doesn't hear him (Ash's bros were all married so they left most of their clothing behind). Goku ends up looking like a normal teenager, well as normal as you can get with a hairdo like his. He turns to Ash and Vegeta to see what they think; they looked back with utmost disgust. Ash looks at Vegeta

"Did I say creation?" then she looks back at Red "I meant Saiyajin disaster." Red turns and suddenly has a guitar in hand; she rushes towards Ash and gives her a hard bang on the head. After a few heavy breaths Red turns back to Goku with a big smile on her face

"Now all you need is a hat!" she says cheerfully to Goku

"This outfit is itchy" Goku began adjusting and scratching on his clothing looking hopefully at Red who didn't seem to be paying much attention.

"And maybe a nice belt and…did you say something?" Red goes through endless amounts of accessories, which Goku refuses insisting to give an excuse for each about why he didn't want to ware them. Ash struggles to stand but goes to take a place to settle in a corner of the room not far from Vegeta, her mouth was bent into an unmistakable frown, which was twitching slightly.

"Hey! You guys look almost exactly alike with those expressions!" Goku looks surprised as he notices the two Saiyans

"Hey Ash! Is this what you meant when you said our characteristics would be copied into you guys?" Ash and Vegeta glance at each other for a split second, they then unfold their arms and looks at anything except their comrades.

Goku mentions food again so Red and Ash decide to go to an all-you-can eat restaurant (although it night not be enough for four Saiyans, five if Doc wakes up) where they may be able to at the least wet their appetites.

"Great!" exclaims Goku "It's been a while since I've been out on a date." He begins to approach Red when Vegeta jumps in and picks up Red by the middle "Lets get one thing straight, THIS IS OFF LIMITS!!"

"OK, OK," says Goku then he looks at Ash, who hides behind Vegeta. Goku looks up at Vegeta as though asking him to step aside but Vegeta just reaches around and picks up Ash by the tail

"Kakarot, the kids, ARE MINE!!" Goku takes a step back "Whaaat, both?" Vegeta notices Ash trying to get free, her tail seemed to be well, in agony at being held up in that angle so he throws her up about an inch or two and catches her around the middle as well,

"Yeah" Goku shrugs and walks towards the fainted Doc but Vegeta begins to growl and steps in front of Goku

"All THREE!" Vegeta is about to adjust Red

"I'm, OK! But what would improve my position is if you hold me up for a while longer." Vegeta shakes his head in dismay. Ash looks up at Vegeta and speaks from beneath his arm

"Thanks but, THAT HURT!!" he puts both girls down glaring at Goku before he turns to Ash and smiles a twisted smile

"You'd rather I left you to him?" he nods his head in Goku's direction, who smiles and waves, Ash hides behind Vegeta again and swallows hard

"Uhh no I'm fine right here, did I mention how thankful I am?"

Goku reminds them about lunch and Ash goes to turn off her computer.

"And remember to hide your tail," warns Red, "humans aren't used to seeing others with tails sticking out of their pants." Ash folds her arms looking daggers at Red "Excuse me but I already know the dangers of having a tail, don't tell me your amnesia has reached so far that you have forgotten who owns every Dragon Ball Z episode know to man?!" Vegeta grabs her tail, which had been typing away at the computer. Now it was Reds turn to stare

"You were saying?" Ash tries to pull her tail from Vegeta

"Didn't I tell you that THAT HURTS!?" Vegeta shakes his head lifting her in the air by her tail

"You're as weak as Red was when I first met her and now I know why, she's not pure Saiyan, she just got the powers when she was teleported to our world."

"So what? I helped you didn't I and what about all the fights we fought together?" Red looks almost hurt "And how do you know I'm really from this world…"

"You want proof? Here's proof!" Ash hands Red a page from her back pocket which Red looks at and then, with a look of horror, puts it away quickly, she avoids Vegeta's eyes as he was stating to stare at her

"Red? What's that?"

"Nothing, nothing! Vegeta…er … Ash doesn't look too good"

"Red"

"Hey the computer's shutting down I'll go …er…. help Doc!" Vegeta looks at Ash, who is now upside-down, her arms were folded as she had stopped trying to get loose and accepted defeat. Vegeta stares pointedly at Red and then again at Ash who catches on and answers with a shrug.

As Ash's computer shuts down Vegeta and Goku see something they shouldn't be seeing, Goku on level four. Goku steps closer and Vegeta drops Ash who starts tucking her tail into her pants and then wrapping it around her waist cursing at Vegeta beneath her breath. Red comes closer as well to see what the two Saiyan are looking at. Ash gives a small scream and hastily switches her computer off

"Was that-" Goku is cut off by Red who had started hitting Ash with a guitar

"YOU IDIOT! YOU' LL RUIN EVERYTHING!! HOW CAN YOU PUT SUCH A THING ON YOUR…" she stops in mid-air and stares at Ash, as she rubs her head on the parts where Red had hit her

"I'm sorry!" Ash explains, "I forgot it was…" Red begins to smile "Kakarot? On your computer? As a background? I thought you hated him." Ash backs away, eyes dodging from side to side as she gives a very fake laugh

"Heh, heh Kakarotto? Hell no I, I thought it was Bejita you know how much they look alike, on level four tha…"

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP WHY DON'T YOU JUST PLAY THEIR ENTIRE FUTURE FOR THEM ON YOUR DVD PLAYER?" Red had begun to start hitting Ash again. Vegeta yawned; he had never been so long without training and trying to understand two girls shouting over stuff that didn't make sense wasn't his kind of entertainment. He walks up to Red and pulls her off Ash while she was still screaming. Ash stands up and wipes her mouth on her glove

" Let me guess, you trained her right?" Vegeta looks at Red who was now stroking at his hair having realised who had picked her up

"Depends on what you call training"

Ash watches Red as Vegeta puts her down, she continued stroking his hair "Oooo… soft" Ash looks at Vegeta raising one eyebrow

"You're not protesting or stopping her?" Vegeta looks side ways at Red

"Do you think she'd let up if I did?" Ash thinks for a moment "Honestly, I'd have to say no."

Vegeta grabs Red's hand and brings her in front of him

"So Kakarot is a teenager who hasn't met me yet and I'm a few years younger right?"

"Right!" answers Red

"And this is all because you tried to what, redecorate Ash's computer!!!?"

"Er… we-ll"

"When do we eat I'm starving!" Red is spared from answering as Goku interrupts because Vegeta was looking at him with one of those deadly looks in his eyes.