DarkWarLordofDoomness: Welcome to my first YYH fic! Although, it's not really a fic, it's a group of popular pop songs that I have cough improvedcough and they tend to be a bit....oh, I don't know, violent? That's why the rating is what it is. PG-13. For safety, and in case I decide to curse in the songs.....

StevetheEvilTomato: And she definately will.

DarkWarLordofDoomness: So if you don't like that sort of thing, you should leave. Go. Now. Bye. Au revoir. Sayanara. waits for a few minutes So I assume all that are left want to read my improved versions of certain songs. The first few are attacks on the evile Spears woman, mainly because that's so easy to do. :P

Disclaimer: If I owned these songs, or YYH, I wouldn't be here writing fics. I'd be sitting in a mansion either dancing with delight at the thought of owning Hiei, or I would be somewhere commiting suicide because of having owned some of the songs which these improvements are based on. Since I am neither dancing or dying, I must assume that I own nothing. Now that that painful buisness is done, on to the stuff you really wanna read.

Oops! (I killed him again)

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I think I killed him again,

I made him believe,

I'd let him live,

you baka,

I'll turn you to bloody mush,

but it doesn't me I care,

cause to hate everything,

that is so typically me,

you baka, baka,

Oops, I killed him again,

I ripped out his heart,

I'm likin' this ga-a-ame,

you baka, baka,

Oops, I think you're alive,

I can't let you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive,

I'm not that innocent.

You see my problem is this,

Your life's draining away,

Causing you pain,

It's giving me bliss,

I smile, watching the ways,

you've been a fool all of these days,

To hate everything, it's so typically me,

you baka,

Oops, I killed him again,

I ripped out his heart,

I'm likin' this ga-a-ame,

you baka, baka,

Oops, I think you're alive,

I can't let you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive,

I'm not that innocent.

"Don't expect any help from me, got it?"

"What's with the shrimp? He's coppin' a pretty high 'n mighty attitude!"

"Does a death wish cause you to speak that way to me?"

"You don't like it, runt? TOUGH TOENAILS!"

-Hiei and Kuwabara, Volume 4

Oops! I stabbed your heart again,

I'm likin' this ga-a-ame,

You baka,

Oops! You want me to let you live,

I'm not gonna do that,

I'm not not that innocent!

Done,d-done, done, DOOOOOOOONE!!

DarkWarLordofDoomness: There you go, ladies and gents, the first new and definately improved song!

StevetheEvilTomato: It's improvement doesn't neccessarily mean you're good at this. It just means that this evil Spears person's songs must really suck.

DarkWarLordofDoomness: oO You've never heard a Britney song?

Steve: (-.-) Nope.

DarkWarLordof Doomness: (evil, evil little grin that is so evil the reader cannot possibly comprehend the evilness of this grin)

Steve: (OoO)