Enter Trunks (Kakarot can come in handy)
Doc is awake, she's used to Vegeta and Goku-FINALLY! Doc is always fascinated by small things and has a fear of new people (that's why she dies each time).
On this special day, Ash is FINALLY sending Vegeta and Goku back to the DBZ world. Doc and Ash hold Red back as she tries to reach Vegeta and stop him from going
"Here, use this" Vegeta hands the girls a straight jacket, which they put on Red. She sits in a corner, kicking and screaming while they all say their goodbyes. Vegeta looks back at Red and begins to wonder
am I fooling myself? Will I miss her? He takes a last look at Doc
And her, I don't even know her, she's been dead half the time I was here Lastly he looks at Ash
Her I can live without… Vegeta thinks for a moment. Although, she is fun to torment and they say she is supposed to be like me and I'd never admit it but…. because of his pride, Vegeta carries on pretending like nothing is wrong.
"Ash? Will my memory be deleted?"
"Yes" replies Ash " But I can change it, if you like" Vegeta grunts
"Making sure the three…no, FOUR of you never exist in life is a kindness beyond any other." At this point Red screams even louder. Ash smiles, lowers and shakes her head, she looks up again at Vegeta with one eye closed
"That's something I would definitely expect from my High Prince" However, as Vegeta takes another look at the screaming Red, Goku is busying himself at the computer. Ash and Doc do not realise this because they are saying goodbye to Vegeta. Goku is fascinated by a big blue button and starts teleportation starts ("Ooooo…what does this button do?") Ash realises what he has done and shoves Vegeta and Goku off
"YOU IDIOT! Now you have to leave IMMEDIATELY!" Just before they leave, Ash absentmindedly asks
"Bejita? Don't forget to say hi to Trunks for me!" Vegeta is startled
"WHAT?! WHO?!" Then they disappear and leave a black mark on the floor. Red is distraught and begins to wail (anime style: huge rivers flowing). Ash and Doc are going to free Red when suddenly a huge blast blows them forward towards Red, as well as ripping Red's straightjacket off. Red stops crying, Doc and Ash look up and see her grinning happily they turn around to see that Vegeta and Goku were back. Goku was scratching his head apologising to Vegeta whilst trying to keep him from killing him at the same time
"I guess I pushed more than one button, after I pushed the first one I got nervous so…" Ash and Doc get up to see Red bound over to Goku and give him a big, happy hug.
"I KNEW there was a reason why we had you around!" Vegeta isn't too pleased about that and pulls Red off Goku.
"This is MINE!" he growls. Goku just shrugs.
"What?! SHE came onto ME!!" Ash is staring at Vegeta and Vegeta frowns
"What?!? I did warn him to stay away!" he then realises that she is not looking at him, but at someone behind him. Vegeta turns around to see Trunks (at this point, Doc dies). Trunks looks around rather bewildered before he settles his gaze on Vegeta.
"Father? What are we doing here?"
"I'm not your father."
"Why are you smaller than before, father?"
"I am not your father!" Trunks tugs on Vegeta's spiky bangs.
"And why do you look younger father?" Vegeta's eye twitches and there are lots of frustration marks around his head.
"I…AM…NOT…YOUR…FATHER!!!!!!!" he yells. "STOP TOUCHING ME AND PISS OFF!!!" He throws Trunks to the back and stalks over to Ash, demanding to know who in the hell she was talking about when she mentioned Trunks. Red taps Vegeta carefully on the back.
"Vegeta-kun? Dunchoo wanna know who this guy is?"
"I do not associate myself with people who think they are worthy of the name royal Saiyan when they are not even in the same blood line! Kakarot and I are the only Saiyan survivors" He turns back to Ash, who has a huge sweatdrop on her head.
"Now Ash, who were you talking about?! Who's this 'Trunks'?" Ash is looking over Vegeta's shoulder to read the sign Red is holding up.
If he finds out, it's not gonna be pretty! It reads. Ash sweatdrops as she realises how true this is and Vegeta starts edging on Ash.
"Who the f is Trunks?" Ash is about to tell him when Red pulls out her trusty guitar and is about to hit her but Vegeta stops her guitar in mid air.
"Tell me or I let Red beat you!"
"If I do…she will!!!" He pauses and realises how true that is.
"But still… who is Trunks?" he asks, leaning closer. Ash sweatdrops and edges to the door.
"Umm…I have to…er…GO KILL SOMETHING!!" and runs off. Doc wakes up "Kill? I wanna kill too!" She looks around and dies again when she sees Trunks (hack, hack doosh). Vegeta then turns on Red and demands to know who Trunks is. Red tries to get away, but because she is shorter, he has gets a firm grip on her and lifts her into the air. She turns around to see why her feet are in the air and screams when she sees who is holding her
"You're going to force me to spill, aren't you?" Vegeta holds her at arm length to look at her
"Tell me now Red, who was Ash talking about when she mentioned this person named Trunks." She tries to fake a faint but he doesn't believe her, he shakes her awake
"OK, OK I'LL TELL YOU… just put me down"
"No, you'll run away." Red folds her arms
"You weren't like this when you were just about to leave, now you're free to be rid of me and you won't let me…."
"RED! I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS! THAT WAS THEN THIS IS NOW, WHO-IS-TRUNKS?" Red turns away from him
"I'll tell you after you put me down." Vegeta grumbles and places her on the ground.
"Okay," she sighs. "Here's the truth. Trunks…is… … …I think I can hear Ash calling me bye!" and runs off. Vegeta is now pissed as hell as he searches for the two of them. He walks into the room where Ash and Red are hiding. Ash quickly hides behind the door and Red flattens herself against the wall. They decide to sneak out as Vegeta has his back was facing them
"I know you're here. I can sense you, right behind me." Red and Ash stop in their tracks and make as though they had only just realised that they were all in the same room
"Hi Ash! I heard you calling me!" Red and Ash shake hands and begin a very fake conversation
"Heh, heh, I'm still looking for something to ki…"
"STOP PLAYING GAMES, WHO THE HELL IS TRUNKS?" Vegeta turns around and grabs Ash by her sweater with one hand whilst the other readies a Ki blast. Red grabs the Saiyan Prince around the neck as to keep him from blowing Ash into a billon pieces when Doc wakes up
"Trunks? Trunks is this dude standing here, your son". Vegeta is shocked and promptly passes out. Ash is helped up by Red and they make their way over to Doc. Red forms a guitar from her energy, Ash tries copying her
"Is this right Red?"
"Yeah" Replies Red "But try this, it makes it harder."
"Thanks pal" Ash takes a step toward Doc, who looks confused, Ash gives a bright smile to Red
"Shall we?" they both give Doc evil grins and then they promptly beat the s out of her. Red sighs as their guitars disappear back into their hands
"I feel so much better! Lets go welcome Trunks."
Vegeta wakes up a little later, still finding it hard to believe that
"This purple haired boy is my…my…SON??!! HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK SAIYAN!!! But if he is, then who is his mother?" Red glares at Ash as she opens her mouth.
"Don't you DARE say it." He stares at them and they just shrug. Doc wakes up and almost blurts it out.
"It's Bul…" Ash quickly clamps a hand over her mouth and tries to divert it.
"It's…. uhh…um…Red! That's right! Trunks is yours and Red's son!" Both Red and Vegeta are shocked, Red because of the idea and Vegeta because he thinks its true. Trunks is just about to say that she isn't his mother when Ash clamps her hand over his mouth as well.
"Yes! In the future, you and Red have a child and…come to think of it…what would happen if Red and Vegeta got together?" Ash has a vision of Red's and Vegeta's wedding, with all the DBZ characters. They are just about to kiss when Red intervenes, hitting the thought bubble with her guitar,
"That is not going to happen!"
"Fine then, don't get married, that's even better." Ash has got starry eyes and now thinks about Vegeta and Red living together in a little house in the country with tons of kids. Vegeta this time breaks the thought bubble as Red had just ran out of the room screaming
"NO, NO STOP IT! STOP IIIIT!!!"
Vegeta turns on Ash
"You are a sick, demented child." Ash smiles
" I learn from the best!" Vegeta frowns
" I am neither sick nor demented, I'm a tactician, I work according to a persons' fears and defeat them with that, as I did to you last ni…"
"DON'T MAKE HURT YOU!" Ash is obviously getting pissed off. Vegeta laughs
"What? A little girl like you? Hurt Me?" Ash's eye starts twitching
"A little what?" Vegeta speaks slowly and clearly
"Li-ttle giirrl."
Ash's fists are at her side, shaking with anger
"Well I don't go around gallivanting in a leotard like a ballerina." Vegeta also becomes full of anger
"HOW DARE YOU? THIS IS A SAIYAN UNIFORM, WORN ONLY BY THE ELITE WORRIORS OF THE UNIVERSE! AT LEAST I DON'T WARE GLOVES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY GOT ON THE BAD SIDE OF A LAWN MOWER!"
Goku walks up to the two Saiyans
"What's a ballerina?"
"SHUT UP!!" Ash and Vegeta shout in unison before bellowing at each other again.
That's it for now, tell me what you think an dependin on that I'll put up the rest k? till next time!