GASP! I'm UPDATING!! W00t. Bold, Italic, AND underlined. Classy, ne? Thanks to everyone who reviewed and waited (sort of) patiently for this update. And I give you all my most heartfelt apologies for making you all wait so long. This one was a bit....what's the word? Difficult? Mind-numbingly toturous? Dauntingly treacherous? Meh.....maybe those don't describe it well enough. How's this?Writing thiswas like walking up a steep hiking trail, then getting caught in a mudslide that sent you back to the beginning. Imagine being trapped beneath the mud for several weeks, then suddenly gettting a burst of inspiration, digging yourself out of the mud, and riding to the end of the trail on a golf cart that threatened to flip whenever it hit a rock. Yeah. You can't say I don't work hard describing things for you. And after this lovely remake of "Happy Ending" I shall be posting the remake of "Barbie Girl." Why? Because I love you all so much. Except 'vicky' or whatever that anonymous person called herself. She (It could be a he, but, honestly, I don't care) is forever shunned from the love.

disclaimer: Erm, as I have said multiple times before, I don't own the original songs. I'd like to have the money the people earned from them, but not the songs. You no likey, then you no readey. We clear on that? If not, then......I seriously pity you. -.-;

Crappy Fighting (singalong time, people!..........Wow. I' m in a freakishly good mood. Scary.)

Wow that was some crappy fighting....

who-oah, who-oah, who-oah......

Let's not try to talk this over,

'Cause soon you'll be dead,

Maybe it was something you did,

Maybe it was something you said,

because I want to start fighting,

and hit you 'til you're dead,

You're about to die,

and be as flat as squished bread.

Until right now I thought I blew,

your head off but it's where it should be.....

You aren't dead, you aren't dead, like I wanted,

you were meant to be, supposed to be, but you lived,

And everyone annoying me just died today,

All this time you were pretendin',

As a foe you ain't that threatenin'

who-oah, who-oah, who-oah....

You've got your damn fans,

I know what they say,

They tell you I'm easy to beat,

but so are they.

And they don't know me,

I don't even know you,

I see you're trying to hide from me,

because you know what I'll do,

Until now I thought I blew

Your head off but it's where it should be.....

You aren't dead, you aren't dead like I wanted,

You were meant to be, supposed to be, but you lived

And everyone annoying me just died today,

All this time you were pretendin',

As a foe you ain't that threatenin'

who-oah, who-oah, who-oah

It's nice to know that you were there,

I could tell you were really scared,

and that you were freaking dumb,

It was fun to be in a brawl,

You couldn't punch a brick wall,

And overall it wasn't that fun.......

You're dead now, you're dead now like I wanted,

Just like you're meant to be, supposed to be, you aren't alive,

And everyone annoying me just died today,

All this time you were pretending,

As a foe you weren't that threatenin'.

(Repeat the previous five lines)

Who-oah, who-oah, who-oah,

Who-oah, who-oah, who-oah....

So much for your crappy fighting....

Who-oah, who-oah, who-oah......

YAY! ANOTHER WONDERFUL SONG COMPLETED!

Okay, the above may be a slight overstatement......

StevetheEvilTomato: And that, readers, is the understatement of the year.

O.o Steve! Where'd YOU come from?!?!

Steve: I came from that evil fangirl pit you threw me into.

(blinks; looks around shiftily) What rabid fangirl pit? I don't see any.

Steve: (glares angrily. Very very very angrily) If I wasn't bruised and exhausted, I would SO bite you.

Erm.....well, I need to get going now. Requests will be taken and turned into a new, hopefully improved, version. Well, it will as long as it's within reason. But, this author's note has a point to it. I came up with the most random and ridiculous challenge. I challenge someone to make a romance songfic, with a whatever pairing you want, out of a song that most of you would never, NEVER dream of using.

(pauses for suspense)

Michael Bolton's famous 90's song........

Michael Bolton: Tell me HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!

Steve: O.O

(hits Michael Bolton on the head, knocks him out) ; Yes, people, that song. I don't really know the words, and I don't think I want to know, but.....yeah. If you don't know who he is, ask your mom. Or anyone who's around thirty. They should know. Really popular song that came out in the early 90's. I only know about it because of VH1's "I love The 90's" show. Really hilarious. (I never listened to it, I was only TWO when it came out)

Yeah. Okay, I think I now hold the record for the most ridiculous request/challenge ever. If you rise up to the challenge, let me know through a review, e-mail, whatever, and I'll advertise the fic. And I'll give you a cyber cookie. And/or links to some hilarious nettoons. On top of that, I'll make any request made by that person my top priority in life. Because if you go through with this, you'll deserve it.