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Everyone has the familiar feeling of landing on his or her but when the teleportation had ended. Goku is the first one up

"Hey! We're at the martial arts tournament place!"

Doc looks surprised, her eyes are wide open and everyone one watches as she raises her one hand "The…t…" and she falls flat on the ground. She gets up again

"I'm ok, I'm ok just… stop… staring." Vegeta turns around and begins to walk away from the others

"C'mon we have a lot of ground to cover before we find this 'son' of mine this 'Trunks'… Red?" Vegeta stops and sniffs the air in a dignified manner before he looks at Red

"Which way from here, this feels like earth but there's a different energy about it." Red thinks for a moment

"I don't really know, what we need is…" Red looks around as she tries to remember the things that were on T.V. not so long ago her eyes rest on Ash, who had been standing looking at her remote with a frown on her face, pressing buttons here and there

"A scouter like the one Bulma had in episode…"

"How can you talk about T.V. AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"

Doc and Goku look on as Red and Vegeta 'discuss' T.V. just then the unthinkable happens…

Two kids were coming towards the five Saiyans but, as Ash was busy with her remote and Vegeta was arguing with Red, Doc and Goku were the first to notice them.

"That's your dad? He doesn't look so tough. I bet my dad could beat him"

"No way! My mom said that my dad was the strongest man in the universe."

Doc points in the direction of the two kids, her other hand tapping on Red's back

"Tru…Gote… Tru…and Go..." No one notices her die but Goku

Hey that one kid looks like me! But I don't remember having a friend with purple hair Unknown to Goku the two boys were actually Goten and Trunks

Goku goes over to Ash not taking his eyes off the two kids.

"Er…Ash?" he taps her lightly on the back

"Not now Kakarotto, I've just found out that we are in the wrong time. I need to find out how far into future we are." Goku carries on looking at the boys who were now not too far from the Saiyan fighters. They spot the group and run towards them, a big smile on each of their faces. Goku taps Ash on the shoulder again

"er… Ash I think you took us into the past." Ash looks around at him crossly

"Impossible, that would mean that I'm wrong! Why do you think we're in the past?"

Goku still hadn't taken his eyes off the kids who were now only a yard away and were quickly picking up speed

"Because that looks like me when I was a kid." He points in the direction of the kids. Ash drops her remote

"Oh S!" everyone stops to look as the kids run over and the one who looks like Goku hugs who he thinks are is his dad

"DADDY!" he shouts. Goku looks nothing short of petrified but Vegeta's eye starts twitching, the kid that ran over to him was wearing an odd expression and was asking Vegeta

" Hey dad, how come Goten's dad doesn't have a ring on his head like before?"

"I'M NOT YOUR DAD!" Red holds Vegeta back as he attempts to attack Trunks

"Whoa dad! Why are you acting so weird, you look different!"

"I'M not your dad I never…." Red covers his mouth with her hand but Trunks hits it away "Hey! Leave my dad alone! Dad who are these people?" Trunks looks around at those standing, in Doc's case lying, about. His eyes rest on Goku and Ash, Goku was still in shock of being held around the middle by a kid who he has never seen before. Ash stood ready to stop Goku from doing or saying something wrong to Goten, but Goten hadn't realised the difference of his Dad yet

"Hey Dad! Trunks says his Dad can beat you and…. hey Dad? Where's your..."

"GOTEN!" someone called from not far behind the Saiyans

"GOTEN!" Red and Ash stopped to look at who was calling. Doc got up and walked a few steps forward

"It's ChiChi!"

"TRUNKS!" a second voice, Red lets her guitar form and has fire blazing in her eyes

"Bulma…? ChiChi…? THEIR MINE!" Red raises guitar and runs in the direction of the voices but Ash holds her back but she too, had eyes looking in the direction of the voices. Goten and Trunks answer before anyone can stop them

"We're here mom."

"Yeah, we're here with Dad and Goten's Dad!"

"What? But your dads were here with…"Bulma and ChiChi had reached the place where the Saiyans were standing. ChiChi had an odd look on her face and Bulma's expression wasn't much different. ChiChi stopped to look at Goku who was being asked, by Goten, to pick him up. ChiChi's face relaxes as she sets her eyes on Goku but turns to Goten with a serious look on her face

"Goten, you know you're not supposed to wonder off on your own."

"But I was with Dad."

"No buts young man!"

Bulma walks over to Trunks, Vegeta and Red

"You too Trunks! It's a lucky thing Goku has that instant transmission move and that Saiyan sensing of his and your father's." ChiChi turns to Bulma

"You'd think being married to him would make it easier to get used to seeing him transmit from one place to another or disappear before your eyes!"

Goku scratches his head in confusion, he turns to the others, who shrug, and begins walking towards the others in hope of getting away from these two strange women They laugh for a few seconds before turning to Goku and Vegeta, they don't seem to realise anything… yet.

"Goku!" the black-haired woman called ChiChi is first to speak

"The registration for the tournament is about to start!" She grabs Goku by the hand and starts pulling him with her

"You have to win us some money, we need it for Gohan and Goten's studies!" Goku is now looking nothing short of petrified

"Who? Wha-wha-why? Where ar-" Ash throws all dignity aside and clamps her hand over Goku's mouth thinking Red, you owe me big for this! Ash pulls Goku toward her

"Play along, she thinks you're her husband." Ash whispers fiercely in the tall saiyans ear.

"Wha-?"

"Don't ask any questions just play along!"

"AHEM!" it was ChiChi, she pulls Goku out of Ash's reach

"What do you think you are doing?" Ash's anger rises but she suppresses it with the thought of her beating Red into a pulp. She turns and gives ChiChi a sweet smile

"Oh! Excuse me Mrs Goku, that is… you are Mrs Goku, right?" Chi Chi's face relaxes at the sound of her formal name

"Yes, in fact I am. And aren't you a sweet girl so well mannered." Ash's smile twitches but she keeps her act up no matter how embarrassing, anyway Red and Doc were too busy dealing with Bulma to notice her.

"My friends and I," Ash points over to Red and Doc,

"Are great fans of the Son family and Capsule Corp." Ash continues to speak politely and suppress the urge to beat ChiChi senseless by thinking about how she is going to get revenge on Red for starting this whole mess, she wipes the hand she had used to silence Goku on his sash, saliva had settled on it when she attempted to stop him in mid-sentence, mouth half open. Meanwhile Red and Doc were in a similar situation with Bulma, Trunks and Goten.

"LET GO OF ME WOMAN!" Bulma is startled at Vegeta's reaction towards her when she tried to lead him away from the two girls.

"Vegeta? What's the-"

"I SAID LET GO!" Vegeta uses his free hand to gather Ki and is about to blast a very confused Bulma when Red jumps on his back and stops him. Vegeta thinks that Red is trying to keep him from blowing up this weird person when he suddenly finds himself holding Red back as she was now screaming at Bulma with her trusty guitar in hand

"I WANNA KILL HER! ME, ME, ME! LEMME AT HER! LET-ME-AT-HER!" Vegeta looks at Doc who looks back laughing, she then sees that Vegeta is pretty angry and stops.

"WELL? Help me dammit!" he shouts at her.

"With what?" she answers looking confused.

"WITH RED!"

"Oh, oh, oh right!" Doc takes hold of Reds one arm whilst Vegeta struggles with one holding the guitar. Red's feet are still free and she kicks them in the direction of Bulma

"COME ERE, I'll beat you to bits I'll, I'll…!"

"Come on and try!" Bulma bellows pushing up her sleeves, but Doc pushes her to the back. Vegeta is having trouble keeping Red at bay now that she has one free hand so he picks her up and throws her over his shoulder. Red's foot collides with Vegeta's arm and he drops her but he still holds her back. Trunks' and Goten's fists flies out of nowhere and they throw punches at both Saiyan females

"LEAVE MY DAD ALONE!"

"C'mon Vegeta lets go." Bulma was still looking crossly at Red who was flat on the ground

"Lets get away from these weird kids-Vegeta?" Trunks and Goten were standing in front of him and Bulma their golden aura burning brightly (they had both powered up to SSJ to protect Vegeta and Bulma), both standing on guard, making it impossible for Doc and Red to pass. Vegeta stares at the two children eyes wide-open, pure shock on his face.

"Vegeta…" Bulma waves a hand in front of the Saiyan Prince's face. Vegeta doesn't move but after a while

"Y… you kids…. are… SUPER SAIYANS?"

Goten and Trunks turn around to look at Vegeta, they both looked confused. Trunks looks at Goten, who nods, increases his guard and turns back to face the two grounded girls as Trunks turns to face Vegeta.

"Dad? You know I'm--"

"I'M NOT YOUR DAD!" Vegeta throws a punch at Trunks who is, in his surprise, thrown backwards. Goten sees his friend is in trouble and flies up just in time to catch him he looks concernedly at Trunks and asks

"What happened?" Trunks just stares at Vegeta looking confused and hurt he doesn't even blink as Vegeta raises his hands to attack the two kids

"Dad…" Red gets up and races toward Vegeta just before he sends one of his attacks to Trunks.

"LET GO OF ME!!! THIS BRAT HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!" Red tries to hold Vegeta back and calm him down, which doesn't help. Goten floats down placing Trunks carefully on the ground where he drops down to sit on the ground eyes tightly shut. Goten looks at Doc who was tying to keep from dying

"What did you do to Trunks' dad?" Vegeta stops struggling and throws Red off

"Fine! I wont destroy them." He looks darkly at Trunks and then at Goten who was questioning Doc. Bulma looked at Vegeta, her eyes wide open. She stands right in front of him pointing a threatening finger in his face

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU COILD HAVE KILLED YOUR OWN SON!!" Vegeta is about to shout back but then Bulma turns to Red

"I don't know who the heck you are but ever since you've come along something weird has been going on with my husband!" Red grits her teeth but Vegeta answers first

"H...Husband?!" Bulma blushes

"Sorry Vegeta, I know we're not married, not yet any way but we should be I mean, at least before Trunks goes to school. He would feel left out being the only kid without married parents." Red wishes she could stop Bulma from saying those last few words. She pushes Bulma out of the way and waves her hand in front of Vegeta's face

"uh, Vegeta?" Goten and Doc were also now watching, they had put their differences aside and were playing some sort of game using their energy blasts seeing who's could go further into the sky, but on hearing Bulma shouting they had stopped to listen and now Doc was next to Vegeta tapping on shoulder. She continues to tap as she speaks to Red

"He's gone all stiff." Trunks gets up and also tries to speak to Vegeta, bad idea.

"Dad?" Vegeta snaps out of his trance and now looks from Bulma to Trunks his face full of fear. Bulma takes a step towards him

"Vegeta? Are you--?"

"STAY BACK!" Vegeta hides behind Red looking over her shoulder, holding both shoulders tightly. Red is shocked at the reaction of the Saiyan Prince but allows him to hang on to her.

"You leave him alone!" Bulma attempts to reach Vegeta but Red's arm is there to stop her

"He's trying to get away from YOU not ME!" Bulma stops and looks at Vegeta

"Are you having some sort of affair? With her…!?" Bulma points at Red who looks startled and then attempts to throttle Bulma

"HOW DARE YOU!" Vegeta was now looking at Red with a scared look on his face, slowly he backs away from the fighting girls and hides behind Doc.

Son? Wife? Affair? What sick world has Ash brought us… ME… into?

Doc taps Goten on the back and points at Vegeta and both of them start laughing. Trunks comes along looking in the direction of his mom and Red who were still bellowing at each other. He begins to speak to Goten who stops laughing,

"Did you notice how different our dads are acting." Goten nods and looks at Doc who was still laughing

"Hey, I think you're dads afraid of your mom." Trunks looks at Goten angrily. Goten sees how Trunks looks and stops him from arguing

"No, not that way! I mean like how my dad is afraid of my mom."