A Love/Hate Story
Chapter 1: Unicorns, Trains, and Magical Fairies
Summary: This is one of those crazy (but funny) stories written w/ a friend at 2:00 in the morning. This one, however, was written very…er…differently. Please R&R!
Disclaimer: We were hoping J.K. Rowling would give Harry Potter to us as a present, but she didn't.
A/N: When Lily (she's tigerlilies) and I wrote this story, we each alternated a sentence. For example, she would write a sentence and then I would write a sentence. This, of course, makes the story a bit crazy, since she wants it to turn out one way and I want it to turn out another way. (L is my friend Lily and J is for Jennifer, which is me).
J: Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Ginny.
L: This girl Ginny liked a boy.
J: His name was Harry.
L: But unfortunately, the next day Harry was hit by a train.
J: Then he was given his life back thanks to a magical fairy.
L: Even though Harry didn't know it, the magical fairy developed a huge crush on him.
J: When Ginny found out, she decided she would make Harry fall in love with her instead of the fairy.
L: So she devised a plan.
J: She would cast a loooooove spell on Harry.
L: First she needed to gather the rare ingredients: a phoenix feather, a unicorn hair and a kissed rose.
J: The feather and rose were easy, but where was she going to get a unicorn hair?!
L: Ginny decided to visit the library.
J: So she visited it.
L: After hours of searching, she found out that there was a private unicorn community on top of Mt. Olympus.
J: Her next problem was how was she going to get to the top of Mt. Olympus?!
L: After pondering this for a while, she found the ISBN number of a helpful map.
J: Then, she boarded a friendly by standing hippogriff and was on her way to Mt. Olympus.
L: Once she arrived, there proved to be another problem: there were no unicorns in sight.
J: She searched and searched, looking under every rock and tree in sight, but there were still no unicorns.
L: Suddenly, Ginny had a brilliant idea: she would transfigure a rock into a unicorn whistle.
J: That done, she read the inscription on the whistle: "Blow the whistle and they will come." (A/N: Cookies to anyone who can tell us what movie this is a play off of!)
L: So she blew it and in the distance she heard hooves pounding the ground.
J: Over a hill came thousands of unicorns galloping straight towards her, so she did the only thing any sane person would do: she turned and ran.
L: As she was running down the mountain, she realized, "Wait, I still have to get a unicorn hair!"
J: Right then was a (oh so cheesy) turning point in her life: make Harry fall in love with her or run for her life?
L: When she reached the hippogriff, she had another epiphany.
J: "Wait! I could have both!" she yelled passionately. (This is starting to sound like a soap opera!)
L: Thinking quickly, she boarded the hippogriff and accidentally trampled a few unicorns.
J: But then the unicorns came back to life thanks to a magical fairy.
L: "Rats!" she thought. "Just my luck. I'm starting to really hate magical fairies."
J: But, of course, she was kidding: she loved them dearly for all they had done for her.
L: Not really.
J: Yes really.
L: Not really.
J: Yes really.
L: Her hippogriff rose into the air and she reached down and plucked a unicorn hair.
J: Holding the hair triumphantly in the air, she shouted "Here I come Harry!"
L: With that, she tucked it in her robes and flew back to Hogwarts.