A LoveHate Story
Chapter 2: A Strange Love Triangle
Disclaimer: Although I believe Lily would give her left arm to "own" Harry Potter and everybody else (namely the Weasley twins) unfortunately neither of us does. That would be J.K. Rowling.
A/N: Thanks for bearing with us over the holidays. To Smut Angel: Yep, it was Field of Dreams! Good job. Sorry it has taken soooo long for me to get another chapter up, but I've been pretty focused on Some Interesting Matches. (Check it out; I've got 60 reviews and counting). And now, here's the story.
L: Arriving back at Hogwarts, Ginny promptly deposited the unicorn hair into the potion.
J: As sparks flew she filled up a vial with the potion.
L: Just as she was carrying it towards Harry, the hippogriff bumped into her.
J: Thankfully nothing happened to the vial, and she continued carrying it to Harry.
L: Until the hippogriff decided he was hungry and licked the inside of the vial.
J: Fortunately, it was only a few drops and nothing bad happened.
L: But the few drops were enough to make the hippogriff develop a full-blown crush on Ginny.
J: She did not feel the same way, however, and told Harry to drink the potion.
L: Harry, being a bit skeptical of all potions, asked her what it was.
J: When she told him it was a love potion, he replied, "I don't need that, I already love you!"
L: Unfortunately for Ginny, Harry was just saying this so he wouldn't have to take the potion.
J: Then a magical fairy appeared and cast a love spell on Harry.
L: Ginny thought this was a good thing but this particular fairy did not like her.
J: But she did like Harry, and she knew that Ginny and Harry would be a perfect match.
L: This was a new fairy, so her spells weren't quite as perfected: the spell instead made Harry fall wildly in love with the hippogriff.
J: Upon seeing this, Ginny laid down and cried.
L: The hippogriff was very sad.
J: This was a very strange love triangle indeed.
L: Harry, feeling a bit depressed that the hippogriff didn't like him back resorted to drastic measures.
J: He laid down and cried.
L: Getting up from his heart wrenching sob, he decided he would have to win the hippogriff over.
J: Picking up the potion vial, he swallowed the entire thing while looking at the hippogriff but Hermione kicked him and he ended up looking at her instead.
L: Jenn! That was a run-on!
J: Was not.
L: Was so.
J: Was so not!
L: Fine: While still not forgetting about the hippogriff, Harry fell deeply in love with Ginny.
J: Then Harry and Ginny flew off into the sunset in a flying car and lived happily ever after.
L: But not quite yet: the hippogriff was, unknown to Harry and Ginny, stowed in the trunk of the flying car.
J: When Harry and Ginny arrived at their dream honeymoon of Hawaii, they heard strange noises coming from the trunk.
L: The hippogriff was moving around in the trunk because he really had to pee.
J: Lily!
L: What?
J: Investigating the noises, Harry bravely opened the trunk and found his other true love waiting there.
L: The hippogriff, even though Harry and Ginny were standing right there, jumped out of the trunk and found some empty bushes, because he really had to pee.
J: If mine was a run-on, this one was!
L: Was not… just quit arguing and get on with the story.
J: Yes, m'am: Upon relieving himself, the hippogriff rushed up to Ginny.
L: But then a magical fairy appeared and turned the hippogriff into a human.
A/N: And that's the end of Chapter Two! We know it's gotten really confusing, just remember: Ginny loves Harry, Harry loves hippogriff AND Ginny, hippogriff loves Ginny. But anyway… even though the hippogriff was of the male gender, did the magical fairy change him into a female in favor of Harry? What will happen? Stay tuned and find out.