Final Fantasy IX ability: Steal

"YOU ARE A WASTE OF SAIYAN BLOOD! THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT YOU DID! YOU WERE PATHETIC! AND IT WAS AGAINST A NAMEK!"

"But I didn't WANT to fight Piccolo!"

"THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!!!"

As soon as Doc had entered the room and Gohan had left to his fight and Vegeta was on her case.

Goku and Red looked on as the Saiyan Prince insulted and the short female Saiyan defended.

Bulma and ChiChi STILL didn't seem to notice the change.

"Well, we'd better get going!"

"Yeah, we'll see you guys in the finals!"

Thank God! Thought Red as they began to leave, but then she remembered what Ash had said. She races toward the two women hands aimed at the sides of their heads with the idea of knocking them out, bit as inviting as that was she reluctantly turned it into a hug at the last minute.

"Wait! You can't leave! You… er… forgot to hug…. Me."

"Aww aint she the sweetest!"

"And so cute!"

"What the hell are you doing Red?" Ash was back, evil smile present.

"I'm doing wha-"

"You're doing it all wrong."

Ash takes Bulma's and ChiChi's heads and bangs them together, then she took out a baseball bat

"Then, you do like so."

Ash takes the baseball bat and beats the living daylights out of them and hands the bat to Red.

"Now you try."

Red, who had been staring open-mouthed at Ash, now grasped the bat Ash had handed her with both hands, pure ecstasy showing on her face.

Heh, heh here comes the PAIN!

With that she takes over the task of beating Bulma and ChiChi to a pulp.

Doc, Goku and Vegeta, after hearing the screams of pain coming from the two women, go over to see what Red and Ash are doing.

"Uh, looks like they're hurting real bad."

"Thanks for pointing out the obvious Kakarot."

The Saiyan Prince turned his gaze boredly at Red and Ash.

"Although he does have a point, what are you doing?"

Red stops her bashing and tries to answer but she is out of breath

"We're…. we… Ash… you explain."

Vegeta raises an eyebrow as he turns to Ash

"We're doing our bit to clean up the environment."

Ash gently takes the bat from Red and leans on it. Doc crouches down next to Bulma and begins poking her with a stick

"Shouldn't we help them."

Red and Ash show no movement

"Sure"

"OK"

But they just continue to stare.

"Well done Gohan! Next up Goku verses Vegeta!"

"Gohan!"

Red fights to go toward him but Doc and Goku hold her back as Vegeta and Ash stare from a distance.

"No, we have to teleport."

Ash was now next to Red as well helping the others pull her back

"What?"

"Why?"

"How?"

"I'm hungry."

Everyone looks at Goku who looks back, totally clueless

"Whaaat, I gotta eat!"

Ash shakes her head as she pulls a small device from her pocket

"I've improved the remote a bit but it can only teleport at certain times."

"Where did-"

"I stole some things from Capsule Corp."

"WHAT!? HOW DI-"

"No time to explain we teleport in a few minutes! Oh wait, I almost forgot."

She walks over to Bulma and drops what seems to be two pieces of paper on her

"These are yours."

Ash looks down at the green-haired woman.

"Incidentally, the reason I was nice to you at first was because I needed the lab-access cards."

She turns Bulma over with the tip of her shoe before making her way back to the others.

"Nice doing business with you. C'mon we have to get ready, we're leaving soon."

"GO? NO!"

The Prince was looking ready to kill

"I am to fight Kakarot next! I'M STAYING!"

"Vegeta! Wa-"

"Leave him be, he wont get far."

Vegeta had begun making his way to the ring, dragging Goku with him, Red had made to stop him but Ash had pulled her back.

"What do mean he wont get far? THIS IS THE FIGHT HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR! OF COURSE HE'LL GET FAR!!!"

Ash smiled her evil smile.

"I connected the teleporter to all of us, he and Kakarotto are coming weather he likes it or not."
Doc looked in the direction of ring, she looked as though she was thinking hard.

"I don't think he's gonna like it."

Both Red and Ash fall over just before all five Saiyans, including Vegeta and Goku who were just about to start fighting, disappeared.