It was Saturday morning and Harry and Ron were on their way down to
breakfast. They were coming down the steps when they heard a voice behind
them calling their names. "Harry! Ron!" chorused the ever-familiar voice.
They stopped and turned around. There stood Seamus staring straight back
at them both. "So, have you guys persuaded her?" he asked eagerly.
"Not exactly," stated Ron.
"What do you mean, not exactly? Everyone is counting on you guys," Seamus said in a bewildered state.
"Well, she wanted us to do something for her that we possibly couldn't do. It's too embarrassing for us to do and you wouldn't do it either if you were in our position," remarked Harry.
"The whole school is counting on you. I'm sure it's not that bad. You have to do this. Please do it for the school. If not, you'll have to face the consequences."
"Are you threatening us, Seamus?" asked Ron with squinted eyes.
"I'm not the one threatening you, you're threatening yourselves. Trust me, you won't like the days to come if you don't do this."
"Well, I don't care what happens, we are not doing it! Find another way to get Hermione to do your dirty work," Ron said. Ron stormed off in a state of fury.
"Is this the way you feel as well, Harry?" asked Seamus.
"I guess so. If Ron doesn't do it, then I can't do it. I'm sorry Seamus. If it were up to me, I'd try my best to work out the situation. Hermione is making us both do something for her. It won't work without Ron." Harry walked off after Ron.
"Big mistake," said Seamus. "Big mistake."
***
That day, everyone around Hogwarts held a grudge towards Harry and Ron. Tricks have been played on them all day, and hexes shot at them left and right. Filch also wasn't the slightest bit happy because what was left to clean up, so even Filch was mad at them. Of course, Filch didn't really like kids all that well to begin with. After what must have been the two- hundredth attempted hex shot at both of them, Ron snapped. "All right all ready! We'll do the god forsaken stripping if we have to, just stop this bloody nonsense!" he yelled.
"Does that mean Hermione's going to take off the spells?" asked a fifth year Ravenclaw.
"Yes, it does. Is everybody happy now? We'll do something that's totally against our nature just so I can keep my broomstick from falling off!" Ron wasn't too pleased at anyone right at the moment. He hurriedly went up the stairs and headed for Gryffindor Tower.
Harry went to go and find Seamus before he went back up to the common room. He knew Seamus wouldn't be up there yet. Dinner was coming shortly and new that they wouldn't miss an opportunity to go outside and get away from all the teachers. Harry found him out by lake with Dean and a few other buddies of his. "Hey Seamus!" Harry called. Seamus looked back at him with a grim expression and then pretended he didn't hear him. "Hey Seamus!" he called again. "Guess what? Ron just agreed to give in and do what Hermione wants us to do, so we can have the party!" exclaimed Harry.
Seamus suddenly had a big smile on his face and stood up. "That's great Harry! Sorry about not talking to you. It's just, you don't want to be seen hanging around with some one nobody likes."
"I see," said Harry. "Well, I better get back up to the common room and get Hermione. She's doing some homework or reading up there. She said that she would be waiting up there all day Saturday if we were to change our minds. If you guys want a party, you'll have to excuse me."
"Thanks a bunch Harry!" Seamus called after him. "Looks like it's party time!"
***
Harry entered the common room and found Ron and Hermione on the couch. "Ron tells me you've both changed your minds," she said with a smile on her face. "Is this true?"
"Yeah, Hermione, it is. Ron and I have decided to strip down to nothing and totally embarrass ourselves and loose all self confidence we've ever had."
"Oh spare me the guilt trip. You are not going to get out of this one, Harry."
"Well, thought I'd try."
"Follow me," she said. Hermione got up from the couch and went up the stairs to the boy's dormitories.
"Why are we going up here?" Ron asked.
"Because boys aren't allowed in the girl's dormitories, remember?"
"Oh yeah," said Ron.
"None of your bunk mates are coming in soon, are they?"
"No, they aren't. You said this wouldn't take long anyways. Why should it matter?"
"Just making sure so no one comes in on you guys being naked, that's all"
"Can we just get this over with?" asked Ron.
"You are just taking the fun out of everything aren't you? Well, Ron, since you volunteered, you get to go first. Follow me. Harry, you wait out here."
Hermione and Ron disappeared into their room. Harry didn't want Ron to ever be done. He dreaded going in there so much. He heard giggling inside, but it didn't sound like Hermione. Oddly, it sounded more like Ron. "Oh god!" thought Harry. He was absolutely disgusted by this. He heard the shutter of a camera and few words taking place, then out came Ron trying to put his pants buckle on.
"I believe you're next, Harry," stated Ron.
"Is it bad?"
"Nah. Actually, it's quite fun. All she does is examine your body and take notes. That's all. All you have to do is stand there, be naked, and show off what you have. You can even strike funny poses if you want to. She won't even notice a thing."
"Thanks for the boost of confidence Ron," said Harry sarcastically.
"No problem," he said.
"Harry, are you coming, or not?" asked a voice inside the room. Hermione eagerly awaiting her next stripper.
"Yes, I'm coming in a sec." Harry turned to Ron and said, "Nobody finds out about this, agreed?"
"Agreed," Ron answered.
"Good. I'm going in." Harry went into the room, closed the door, and waited until the worst was over.
When it was all over and done with, Hermione was immensely satisfied. But, she did seem to notice the difference in size between the two. She always thought Harry's would be bigger then Ron's. Then again, Ron's is abnormally big, so maybe Harry's is the right size. But, nonetheless, still satisfied. "I'm off to bed, and I shall be seeing you guys tomorrow to work out the plans. Good night," she giggled. She went up to the girl's dormitories, and went straight to bed. Even though it was early, she figured she would be having a hard time falling asleep.
"Not exactly," stated Ron.
"What do you mean, not exactly? Everyone is counting on you guys," Seamus said in a bewildered state.
"Well, she wanted us to do something for her that we possibly couldn't do. It's too embarrassing for us to do and you wouldn't do it either if you were in our position," remarked Harry.
"The whole school is counting on you. I'm sure it's not that bad. You have to do this. Please do it for the school. If not, you'll have to face the consequences."
"Are you threatening us, Seamus?" asked Ron with squinted eyes.
"I'm not the one threatening you, you're threatening yourselves. Trust me, you won't like the days to come if you don't do this."
"Well, I don't care what happens, we are not doing it! Find another way to get Hermione to do your dirty work," Ron said. Ron stormed off in a state of fury.
"Is this the way you feel as well, Harry?" asked Seamus.
"I guess so. If Ron doesn't do it, then I can't do it. I'm sorry Seamus. If it were up to me, I'd try my best to work out the situation. Hermione is making us both do something for her. It won't work without Ron." Harry walked off after Ron.
"Big mistake," said Seamus. "Big mistake."
***
That day, everyone around Hogwarts held a grudge towards Harry and Ron. Tricks have been played on them all day, and hexes shot at them left and right. Filch also wasn't the slightest bit happy because what was left to clean up, so even Filch was mad at them. Of course, Filch didn't really like kids all that well to begin with. After what must have been the two- hundredth attempted hex shot at both of them, Ron snapped. "All right all ready! We'll do the god forsaken stripping if we have to, just stop this bloody nonsense!" he yelled.
"Does that mean Hermione's going to take off the spells?" asked a fifth year Ravenclaw.
"Yes, it does. Is everybody happy now? We'll do something that's totally against our nature just so I can keep my broomstick from falling off!" Ron wasn't too pleased at anyone right at the moment. He hurriedly went up the stairs and headed for Gryffindor Tower.
Harry went to go and find Seamus before he went back up to the common room. He knew Seamus wouldn't be up there yet. Dinner was coming shortly and new that they wouldn't miss an opportunity to go outside and get away from all the teachers. Harry found him out by lake with Dean and a few other buddies of his. "Hey Seamus!" Harry called. Seamus looked back at him with a grim expression and then pretended he didn't hear him. "Hey Seamus!" he called again. "Guess what? Ron just agreed to give in and do what Hermione wants us to do, so we can have the party!" exclaimed Harry.
Seamus suddenly had a big smile on his face and stood up. "That's great Harry! Sorry about not talking to you. It's just, you don't want to be seen hanging around with some one nobody likes."
"I see," said Harry. "Well, I better get back up to the common room and get Hermione. She's doing some homework or reading up there. She said that she would be waiting up there all day Saturday if we were to change our minds. If you guys want a party, you'll have to excuse me."
"Thanks a bunch Harry!" Seamus called after him. "Looks like it's party time!"
***
Harry entered the common room and found Ron and Hermione on the couch. "Ron tells me you've both changed your minds," she said with a smile on her face. "Is this true?"
"Yeah, Hermione, it is. Ron and I have decided to strip down to nothing and totally embarrass ourselves and loose all self confidence we've ever had."
"Oh spare me the guilt trip. You are not going to get out of this one, Harry."
"Well, thought I'd try."
"Follow me," she said. Hermione got up from the couch and went up the stairs to the boy's dormitories.
"Why are we going up here?" Ron asked.
"Because boys aren't allowed in the girl's dormitories, remember?"
"Oh yeah," said Ron.
"None of your bunk mates are coming in soon, are they?"
"No, they aren't. You said this wouldn't take long anyways. Why should it matter?"
"Just making sure so no one comes in on you guys being naked, that's all"
"Can we just get this over with?" asked Ron.
"You are just taking the fun out of everything aren't you? Well, Ron, since you volunteered, you get to go first. Follow me. Harry, you wait out here."
Hermione and Ron disappeared into their room. Harry didn't want Ron to ever be done. He dreaded going in there so much. He heard giggling inside, but it didn't sound like Hermione. Oddly, it sounded more like Ron. "Oh god!" thought Harry. He was absolutely disgusted by this. He heard the shutter of a camera and few words taking place, then out came Ron trying to put his pants buckle on.
"I believe you're next, Harry," stated Ron.
"Is it bad?"
"Nah. Actually, it's quite fun. All she does is examine your body and take notes. That's all. All you have to do is stand there, be naked, and show off what you have. You can even strike funny poses if you want to. She won't even notice a thing."
"Thanks for the boost of confidence Ron," said Harry sarcastically.
"No problem," he said.
"Harry, are you coming, or not?" asked a voice inside the room. Hermione eagerly awaiting her next stripper.
"Yes, I'm coming in a sec." Harry turned to Ron and said, "Nobody finds out about this, agreed?"
"Agreed," Ron answered.
"Good. I'm going in." Harry went into the room, closed the door, and waited until the worst was over.
When it was all over and done with, Hermione was immensely satisfied. But, she did seem to notice the difference in size between the two. She always thought Harry's would be bigger then Ron's. Then again, Ron's is abnormally big, so maybe Harry's is the right size. But, nonetheless, still satisfied. "I'm off to bed, and I shall be seeing you guys tomorrow to work out the plans. Good night," she giggled. She went up to the girl's dormitories, and went straight to bed. Even though it was early, she figured she would be having a hard time falling asleep.