The party was well under way and has been for hours. Almost everybody had cocaine and was pretty well high. Professor Flitwick was in his room fast asleep. He was a very heavy sleeper and was very hard to wake up. Mr. Filch and Professor Trelawney were still in the Astronomy Tower having tons of "fun.

Back in the Great Hall, everybody seemed to be cheering. Closer to the teachers tables you could hear people chanting, "Streak, streak, streak!" and then out came a boy, completely naked, running through the Great Hall and out the doors. That boy was Neville Longbottom. Following him, he ran all the way down to the Charms classroom and opened up the door. There sat Professor Flitwick fast asleep. Neville danced all around and shouted, but the Professor didn't wake. All of a sudden, Neville ran into Professor Flitwick, knocking him to the floor and Neville landed on top of him! Just then a whole pile of students came in, hoping to find Neville, and find him they did.

"Neville!" said a boy. "I didn't know you swung that way! Maybe you and me should hookup sometime. Tonight at one o'clock, meet me in my dormitory," and then the boy winked at Neville and the crowd left. Flitwick just flickered his eyes open to see Neville standing there naked, then Flitwick closed his eyes again. Neville ran back into the corridor and into the Great Hall. When he entered, everybody started clapping. Neville remained nude for the rest of the party. He didn't remember a single thing, but he would the next day because Colin Creevey was there taking pictures ...of everything.

There everybody was sitting in the Great Hall talking amongst themselves. Then, somebody stood up and shouted for quiet. "Hey everybody!" the boy called. "I hope everyone's having a good time! I know I am! I have a question for everyone. Does anybody happen to remember what two plus two equals? I can't seem to remember."

"Oh, I know!" somebody shouted. "It's five!"

"Oh yeah! How about to help us remember, we say it all together! Now, when I say two plus two equals, you say five. Is everybody ready? Two plus two equals?"

"Five," shouted everyone.

"Two plus two equals," the boy shouted again.

"Five!" shouted everyone again.

This continued for the next half hour. This would have continued longer, but they were all interrupted. Out came another boy by the name of Seamus Finnigan with Snape's pink bunny pajamas! (They would have been yellow ducky pajamas, but then that would go against the summary, and then we would lie, and that wouldn't be nice, would it?) Everybody was laughing so hard because these pajamas were especially made for Snape. Every part of these pajamas fit perfectly, and it looked like the crotch area was way to small for Seamus. It fit very snuggly around there and all the girls were giggling and eyeing him the whole time. In other words, either Snape's was too small or Seamus' was too big (how about we make it both?) Seamus was running around shouting, "Look at Snape's pajama's. Aren't they great?" He was also running around and acting like Snape too. These kids were having such a great time.

Ignoring a lot of the commotion going on, Dean was searching the crowd looking for girls, even though he was going out with Ginny Weasley, he really didn't know what he was doing. All of a sudden, he ran into Ginny.

"Hey Dean!" Ginny said, jumping onto him. "Let's say you and me go and find a broom closet and snog," she said playfully.

Dean was surprised, but very willing, so he said, "Sure," and they went off to find a broom closet. After Ginny and Dean were through, Dean searched the crowd again for more ladies to go into a broom closet and snog with. That night, he snogged with two other ladies besides Ginny. Dean didn't really remember what he did, but don't forget, Colin Creevey was running around completely sane, and taking pictures of everything.

It was now getting late and the people who were sensible enough not to take any cocaine rounded up all of the people into their common rooms. Some people will remember this event, but some people will be forced to remember because Colin took pictures of it all. The next morning when they all got up to go to classes, they didn't expect what was going to happen.