Bruh... It has been a year since I joined the Freya Familia and a while after I became a level three. Nobu was visiting her family in the far east, leaving me alone.

"Librarian," The elven princess, Riveria Ljos Alf, also known as Nine Hells, called me by my alias as I sat on the chair of Hermaeus Mora's library in Orario. How did he get a library?

Well, it involved some stuff just after the two weeks of (cooking) hell.

During that time, Mora appointed me as the librarian alongside some of his seekers. In disguise of course.

"Yes, what is it?" I asked while shutting one of Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale books. I have a secret stash of manga in my personal library and Mora probably contracted some poor nerd or geek on earth. Sad for him and happy for me.

"Can we talk?"

"I am talking to you now," I could feel some elves glare at me but compared to the guys back home.

"In private." She said as she looked at me with her jade-green eyes.

Dusting off my Librarian clothes which were a set of robes reminiscent of the one Miraak wore except for the mask.

I have another kind of mask on.

"Fine," Well, might get this over with.

Standing up, I looked at my smiling fellow librarian, Lisa, and nodded at her.

"Come on," I said as I jumped over the counter and looked into her eyes. "Sit," I said while sitting down as we were now in my office. It was pretty bare except for some picture frames of my Family.

It seems like she was surprised. After all, she just blinked and we were now in my office.

Distortion world, my unique magic named after the realm ruled over by the best of the creation trio.

"What do you want to talk about?" I asked as I looked at her from my position on the couch in front of her. Legs crossed nonchalantly while using distortion world to summon the tea sets and a brewing kit.

"... Teleportation..." She said, narrowing her eyes at me. "I assume you're the one Loki hired to go on a panty raid?"

...

What the fuck?

"What do you want?" Loki went on a panty raid?! That's why she hired me to teleport her from place to place?!

"I need to know if you came into contact with my father," She said as she looked at me while gripping her staff.

"... You mean that wimp?" Suddenly, a dangerous aura and pressure erupted from her form that would have made lesser men shake.

Ah, I see.

"Please, take a Seat," Suddenly, the pressure disappeared and the level 6 was forced to sit on the couch.

Jade green eyes widened as she found her staff leaning on the wall with the brewing set now prepared.

"Amazing, isn't it?" I asked as I smiled at her. Distortion world allowed me to disarm the strongest mage of her staff and made her immobile. Although, I would not have done it as quickly outside of the library. "How a simple thing can be harnessed if you know enough. And Yes, I met your father."

"Using your real face or a disguise?"

Ah, she found out.

"How?"

"When you got launched into the wall. Your face blurred for a moment." She said while eyeing the brewing set.

"Like it? I got it when my boss sent me to gather knowledge from your hometown." It was true, Both Hermaeus Mora and Freya sent me to Alf's royal forest a month ago, a week after I got launched into the twilight manor. "Dwarven design crafted by elves."

"I see," Reaching into her pocket, the high elf princess pulled out an envelope.

"... I don't like that letter," I said as I handed her a cup of tea. I have been in enough mess to last a while due to my Familia. I don't need another source.

Especially since it has Freya's symbol.

Mora! Take me to Apocrypha now!

Taking the letter, I broke the seal and took the letters. One from the wimp king and another from...

"I should have known... it was too quiet and she let me stay here..."

What's wrong you ask? Well,

Apparently, that bitch, Freya, and Hedin devised a plan.

Fuck you! Not literally, Freya might be beautiful but she ain't my type.

Apparently, I am now in charge of becoming Riveria's...

"So that's what you look like."

Huh? Summoning a mirror via Distortion world, I raised my brow. That damn evil woman! She put a seal to disable any illusions I had!

My hair... I haven't cut it in a while so it probably reached my neck or upper back. Luckily, I shave a lot. My face, compared to others, was average framed by a burn scar on my left cheek. While I could have it removed, I actually quite like it.

"Yeah, just average at best," I said as I handed her the cup of tea and set a plate with a slice of cake on the table.

"I see."

This is awkward... I probably shouldn't have taken Hedin's offer.

"Where did you get that scar?" Tracing the scar, I remember how I got it. It was a training day, same old same old. That was until Freya arrived, carrying a pot of cooked food. By cooked, I mean edible food. The people rushed in to get their beloved Goddess' treat.

My partner, with a flame-enchanted scepter, smacked me on the head. While most of the scars were healed, some remained.

"... training incident," I replied. "You know... we don't have to do this."

"I do." She replied. Oh boy. She must be pissed off about what Loki did. I needed the money.

"Fuck."

The plan has now commenced," Hedin, level 7 of Freya Familia, announced.

"Is this necessary?" Ottarl, the captain of the Familia, asked as he looked around. "Ren is already busy."

"True, not only is Ren the Familia counselor, but he is also an executive and a librarian." Hogni Ragnar, another level 7 of the Freya Familia, said.

"My dear children," The lazy yet smug smile of Freya charmed the executives inside the room. Twirling a silver lock of her hair. "Ren needs to experience love."

"You are aware that he would scold you for hours if he finds out," Allen said, a bit annoyed that his helper would be busy.

"Yes," Freya said with a smile. "That is why I collaborated with someone with the help of Hogni and Hedin."

"Ren is loyal," One of the Gulliver brothers said.

"He deserves a reward." Another one said.

"It would also make him stay away from Lady Freya,"

"And would make things easier."

Somehow, all of them had SIMP stamped on their clothes.

"I'll see you soon, Librarian," Riveria said as she stood up and walked away from the couch.

"It's Ren," I told her as I leaned on the backrest of my seat. Watching her go, I know who should I visit and give an earful to.

"Fuck it... I'm a fucking count in the royal forest and is one of the potential marriage candidates..." Why is my life like this?! I just want to go back home!

Damn it, Freya! I'll cockblock you! I'll make sure Bell won't notice you!

"Interesting," Hermaeus Mora said as he appeared on his special seat with a plate of cake on one of its tentacles.

"I knew I should have taken that job in Altena instead."

"At least you do have a chance to get married."

"Not you too."

After this, I made sure to give Freya an earful along with those who were connected for hours.

Also renewed the simp collars I tricked the simp faction to wear.