"What, Goku?"
"The tangerines. You ate them all?"
"I left them back in the bar when you got us kicked out, remember? I didn't get to have any. At least you got to eat one. Well, I wouldn't call it eating so much as inhaling..."
"Gojyo?"
"You still want advice about Sanzo?"
"Of course I want advice! Why do you think I tracked you down, you stupid cockroach!"
"Blow him."
"Huh?"
"Blow. Him."
"...huh?"
"Put his dick in your mouth and suck on it."
"Am I sucking or am I blow--hey! You're making this up, aren't you?"
"Ow! Stop kicking me! No I'm not making it up! Just get his pants off, put his dick in your mouth, and suck on it. No biting. He'll like it. Trust me."
"Sounds weird."
"You've put weirder things in your mouth."
"You're really not making this up?"
"Look, you asked for my advice. That's my advice."
"How do you know he'll like it?"
"He's human. He's male. He'll like it."
"But you don't know for sure."
"Sure I do."
"How? Have you done it to him?"
"Are you kidding? Not like I haven't tried, but I get within three feet and he pulls his gun on me."
"You've tried?"
"Forget I said that."
"Gojyoooou!"
"What?"
"How do you know he won't pull his gun on me?"
"He likes you too much."
"What if he hits me with his fan?"
"Take his fan away! What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"I never thought of that."
"Of blowing him?"
"No, pervert. Taking his fan away."
"Well, you're fast enough. You could probably get it out of his hand."
"You really think he'd like that?"
"Taking his fan away?"
"No, blowing him. Duh."
"I can't believe you just said "duh." Geez, how old are you? Maybe you shouldn't blow Sanzo."
"I'm older than you."
"...oh yeah."
"Still sounds weird, if you ask me."
"It's not, just put it in your mouth and move your tongue around. Keep going till he comes. Don't bite down. Try not to gag."
"Comes?"
"I thought Hakkai gave you this talk. Comes. You know. Finishes. Shoots his load. Has an orgasm."
"Ejaculates?"
"Yes! What, is that what Hakkai said?"
"Yeah."
"Hey, Gojyo, you're spacing out. I still don't know what gagging is."
"What? Oh, sorry. What?"
"Try not to gag?"
"Yeah, you know, gag. "
"Oh, right. Nevermind. Forget what I said about the gagging. Not important. Doesn't apply to you."
"You're so full of shit, Gojyo."
"I'm not full of shit."
"How do you know all this stuff anyway?"
"How do you think? I've gotten blown a few times in my day."
"By who?"
"What business is it of yours?"
"All you talk about is girls. Girls wouldn't do that."
"Girls, no. Women? Sometimes. Men...yes."
"Men?"
"Hey, look! Must be the inn we're staying at."
"Ow, stop shoving!"
"Just get in the door already!"
"Gojyo, stop leering at her. She already gave you the keys."
"Damn it monkey, I'm talking here!"
"Gojyoooooou!"
"Jesus, fine. I'm going, I'm going."
"Hurry up!"
"Hey, don't kick me."
"Ooooowwww, let me go!"
"I'll let you go when you stop kicking me!"
"Fine!"
"Fine! Stupid monkey. Look, we're here."
"Hey, there's only one bed."
"Give it to Hakkai. We'll sleep on the floor."
"Shouldn't we..."
"What, draw straws? He always wins."
"Gojyo."
"What? What, what, what?"
"What if Sanzo doesn't like it?"
"Do we really have to go over this again?"
"What if he wants to do something else?"
"I think fucking's a little advanced for you at this stage in your development."
"Fucking?"
"Forget I mentioned it. Sanzo'll explain it to you when you're ready."
"But Gojyo!"
"This conversation is over. I'm going to take a nap."
"But Gojyooooooou!"
"Goddamnit monkey, I am not explaining to you the mechanics of anal se...heh...Hakkai! Sanzo. We were wondering when you guys were coming back."