Chapter Two: Sirius Black Loves…Laura?!
"I love Sirius," Laura, one day, said to her friend Ellen.
"He's dead," Ellen pointed out. "Plus, he's not real; he's just a character in a book."
"Well," Laura replied angrily, "so is Draco…"
"HE'S REAL, DAMNIT!" Ellen fumed, scaring several small children in the process. Suddenly, in an attempt to make sure that this chapter did not get flamed for being a badly-written self-insertion, Sirius Black appeared out of nowhere.
"Hello," he said.
"He's real; see?" Laura asked haughtily, pointing at said man. Ellen just rolled her eyes and looked away.
"Are you Laura?" Sirius asked.
"Yes, I am, in fact," Laura replied giddily.
"Want to marry me?" Sirius asked devilishly.
"YES!" Laura shrieked. Suddenly, she awoke-it had all been a dream.
"Damnit," Laura muttered angrily. "He is real, no matter what my subconscious tells me."
"No, I'm not," Sirius replied from out of nowhere. Laura was never the same again.