Chapter Three: Sirius Black Doesn't Love Remus Lupin

            "Really, I don't," Sirius declared, in reference to the title of this chapter.  "If he was a hot chick, I might love him, but, as it turns out, he's not."

            "Hey!" Remus snapped.  "So what if I'm not a hot chick?  Just because I'm a man, you say you don't love me?"

            "No," Sirius said uncomfortably.  "Not like…that, you know?"

            "Like that?" Remus repeated.

            "Yes," Sirius clarified, "like that.  Some people think I do." 

            "Oh," Remus replied.  There was an uncomfortable silence for a few moments, and then-

            "Like what?"