Siriusly!

by hpaddictedg

Sirius Black is a highly disturbed person. He’s also a highly dead person, as it turns out, but that’s beside the point. Series of vignettes about everyone’s favorite dog-man-person-thing. Chapter 24 up; Sirius reveals a rather disturbing secret.

4. Sirius Black Wears a Thong

Chapter Four: Sirius Black Wears a Thong

            "No, I do not!" Sirius exclaimed angrily.

            "Then what was that slinky black thing I found under your bed last weekend?" Remus asked suspiciously. 

            "Oh, that," Sirius replied, embarrassed.  "It was…my mother's; yeah.  Hers."

            "Why was your mother's thong under your bed?" Remus questioned.  Sirius blushed.