Chapter Five: Sirius Watches 'Kenny vs. Spenny'
"You know," Remus said to his friend, who was sitting beside him on the couch, "Kenny reminds me of you, Sirius. I mean, you both cheat at just about everything-"
"Hey," Sirius interjected, "I do not!"
"What about that chess game last night?" Remus pointed out. "And the Slytherin versus Gryffindor Quidditch match in our fourth year, and that one Potions exam…"
"Okay, fine," Sirius snapped, "I cheat at things."
"Also," Remus continued, "Kenny does weird things, like the time he shot off the Roman Candles in the shower. You would probably do that, I think."
"What're 'Roman Candles'?" Sirius asked, confused. Remus rolled his eyes.
"I'm sexier than Kenny, though," Sirius said, after a moment's pause.
"I really don't want to think of you being 'sexy'," Remus shuddered.
"I am!" Sirius insisted. "I don't like his hair. He looks better with the glasses on, too."
"It scares me that you appear to have thought about this a lot," Remus muttered edging away from Sirius. "Really, I'm wondering how truthful you were in your statement in the last chapter."